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Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Those were just my first two payouts. Imagine that fuckwit.
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
71,802
71,675
I think video poker has ripped apart millions of families

seen plenty of welfare checks go right into those machines when I worked in a bar/chinese restaurant


Shit is sad as F
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
12,918
13,449
I think video poker has ripped apart millions of families

seen plenty of welfare checks go right into those machines when I worked in a bar/chinese restaurant


Shit is sad as F
I know the odds will catch up with me. But today was just damned good.
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
71,802
71,675
I know the odds will catch up with me. But today was just damned good.
I'm happy for you then...just seen people consider it a source of income and for most is a money pit

it ate my first and last 20$, and so I am still bitter
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
12,918
13,449
I love free taco bars....OMG
Well technically not free, I'm just using the reward points I have accumulated over the last 6 years. Seriously I could throw a pizza party for 20 people and not pay a dime.
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
71,802
71,675
Well technically not free, I'm just using the reward points I have accumulated over the last 6 years. Seriously I could throw a pizza party for 20 people and not pay a dime.
actual reward point system or just cause you are a regular longtime customer.


one in klamath falls oregon has an insane taco bar and its free...but the booze is spendy
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
12,918
13,449
actual reward point system or just cause you are a regular longtime customer.


one in klamath falls oregon has an insane taco bar and its free...but the booze is spendy
I guess the latter. You get a card, they swipe it, and you get points. Then about 2 months ago the bartender looked like she just got fisted when she checked my points. I was like "never used any of them."

You're here 3 or 4 days a week for the last 6 years, and you never used any reward points?????

Uh yeah.

You could eat here for 3 months and never pay a dime.

Booze?

No, alcohol is not included.

Then I wept. 1st world problems.
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
71,802
71,675
I guess the latter. You get a card, they swipe it, and you get points. Then about 2 months ago the bartender looked like she just got fisted when she checked my points. I was like "never used any of them."

You're here 3 or 4 days a week for the last 6 years, and you never used any reward points?????

Uh yeah.

You could eat here for 3 months and never pay a dime.

Booze?

No, alcohol is not included.

Then I wept. 1st world problems.


 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
12,918
13,449
Stupid semi related fact: I went to school after being struck by lightning, I made it to work on time after getting hit by a truck, but I called in sick to work when I stood in front of a totally virginal golden tee with all new courses that were never played. I played all 5, some twice. Then one of my coworkers showed up. I was hammered. It was awkward.
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
21,038
14,484
Lol. The most I've ever won is $20 and I went legging it to the cash out machine all dead chuffed with myself.

Considering if you put enough in you get free drinks in Vegas I suppose I'm probably even and I just enjoy it rather than high rolling, but I am a bit silly getting excited about $20.

Well done.
 

b00ts

pews&vrooms
Amateur Fighter
Oct 21, 2015
5,599
8,635
How about learning real golf ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A guy I know lives at a Golden Tee machine and shit talks everyone, but slices two states over in real life.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
12,918
13,449
How about learning real golf ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A guy I know lives at a Golden Tee machine and shit talks everyone, but slices two states over in real life.
I've made some good money playing golden tee. Not only from their games, but I used to request Tuesday nights off so I could hustle a group of lawyers as The Boss Bar. It was so easy. The more money they lost, the more they wanted to play for.