Next time:
1. Put a couple of big plastic bags on the floor (you can claim your dog was having bowel issues)
2. Open the door (You can claim that you thought it was Jehovas Witnesses)
3. When he stumbles in light him up. (Old lady next door will identify him as a menace)
4. Live target practice & help clean up the community at the same time. (You might get a medal)
1. Put a couple of big plastic bags on the floor (you can claim your dog was having bowel issues)
2. Open the door (You can claim that you thought it was Jehovas Witnesses)
3. When he stumbles in light him up. (Old lady next door will identify him as a menace)
4. Live target practice & help clean up the community at the same time. (You might get a medal)