He's got you fooled. It's just a Carling glass.
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Carling is the pisswazzer of England. Coors lite costs more here or I'd drink it
They have Coors Light in England?
So I went to the pub for a pint, and I guess on the next table over some guy is interviewing for a job here. His gf is with him. And they are sat with an assistant manager. They were chatting away and then she gets out a list of questions and explains the recruitment process now involves going through this big ass list of questions.
It's dumb
They are 15+ minutes in and she just asked him
"Do you feel like you can start conversation with people"
Followed by
"When it's busy do you feel like you should make every customer still feel special?"
Fucken idiots.
She just asked him if he's a really good listener.
She's not writing down his replies btw.
I guess she just ticks a box or some shit.
Goddamn. What a waste of time.
It's dumb
They are 15+ minutes in and she just asked him
"Do you feel like you can start conversation with people"
Followed by
"When it's busy do you feel like you should make every customer still feel special?"
Fucken idiots.
She just asked him if he's a really good listener.
She's not writing down his replies btw.
I guess she just ticks a box or some shit.
Goddamn. What a waste of time.
Fucken students are mongaloids.
They are acting like this is the apprentice. He just asked her a question and she had no idea so is making stuff up.
I should tell them off for being idiots
They are acting like this is the apprentice. He just asked her a question and she had no idea so is making stuff up.
I should tell them off for being idiots
When I got a job in a bar times where different.
I was sat drinking beer for a bit and when I went to get another one I said "hey are there any jobs going?" The landlady came down and said what times you want? Fill this out, show up Friday night and we'll see how it goes.
I remember thinking
"Fuck when I put my date of birth on this form they gonna notice I've been drinking here underage until like a month back"
Can't remember if I lied or they never noticed.
I was sat drinking beer for a bit and when I went to get another one I said "hey are there any jobs going?" The landlady came down and said what times you want? Fill this out, show up Friday night and we'll see how it goes.
I remember thinking
"Fuck when I put my date of birth on this form they gonna notice I've been drinking here underage until like a month back"
Can't remember if I lied or they never noticed.
If anyone uses one of those one ear Bluetooth devices they are either 720 years old or completely clueless
How many do you have then?
Who brings their girlfriend to a job interview?
As many as = the number of times you’ve been near a real, naked woman in your life
Fucken mongs I guess.
I'm betting he didn't expect her to be sat with him when it happened
Damn that's a lot
I wonder if she hires him.
Also, I think those are ridiculous questions for working in a bar.
Whys that?
I mean, the questions are fine, the abundance is what gets me.
Yea. Especially if she wasn't really recording his response. She asked him a bunch of questions and didn't record hos reply. It was all for nothing. She wasted her time, his time, his bitches time, and most importantly , my time while I was eavesdropping
Your poor eavesdropping time could have been spent being nosy elsewhere.
I knew you were nosy, though.
Will Squirrel Nuts Uber tips go up or down when he starts pushing Proper Twelve on riders who all don't want to hear a word from their driver?
He’s a dopey ass motherfucker for doing that
What you filthy whores doing today?
I went on the sunbed
Got a haircut
Got my snout holes waxed
Currently drinking a pint waiting.for my lunch.
Not sure what to do with the rest of my afternoon / evening. The boxing is on later tonight .
I went on the sunbed
Got a haircut
Got my snout holes waxed
Currently drinking a pint waiting.for my lunch.
Not sure what to do with the rest of my afternoon / evening. The boxing is on later tonight .
Oktoberfest ZinZinnati
Huge beers and German food with 700,000 of my closest friends.
Complete with
Stein Hoisting:
Beer Wench Competitions
Wiener Dog Races
And of course the world's largest chicken dance
Cheers!
That looks pretty good! Do they have one every month or just every September?Oktoberfest ZinZinnati
Huge beers and German food with 700,000 of my closest friends.
Complete with
Stein Hoisting:
Beer Wench Competitions
Wiener Dog Races
And of course the world's largest chicken dance
Cheers!