I'm in route to Leicester.
@silentsinger 's husband paid me 100k to bring her back home. This will be my first time in England. Unfortunately there's no time for any slap and tickle or the old in-out-in-out. Business only. I get paid double if I return her safely by Saturday. 33% chance I find a corpse.
Did he give you half up front? If he did its probably worth just pocketing it and letting throb eat her. At least then she won't keep shitting up my threads and you still get a PaydayI'm in route to Leicester.
Yup. I also plan to steal
@Song1 's big book of jokes. Without it he might be forced to return to being the sweet old man he was when he first started posting on this forum.
I picture it with a weird metal medallion on the front like the never ending storyYup. I also plan to steal
My shins do cut. Like a rabbi.
Nice work galtopher!
Does that chick want me to tap that ass?Throbbit! Ye cunt! Am stuck at the pub and they just started karaoke. All my work friends tease me for coming in here, it's basically the jeremy Kyle pub of derby, it's that one where the barlady told me about the time the murderer came in
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How are you stuck?Throbbit! Ye cunt! Am stuck at the pub and they just started karaoke. All my work friends tease me for coming in here, it's basically the jeremy Kyle pub of derby, it's that one where the barlady told me about the time the murderer came in
Thanks
Missed bus. Gotta wait 25 minutes for next one
So, they’re single women?
since we're talking 90210 in the other thread you should fire up a Ray Pruitt song for karaoke, try this oneThrobbit! Ye cunt! Am stuck at the pub and they just started karaoke. All my work friends tease me for coming in here, it's basically the jeremy Kyle pub of derby, it's that one where the barlady told me about the time the murderer came in
Thanks
Such a hassle.
Unless the merge together like on timecop, I guess
On bus now. Forgot.to have a piss first tho. It just got Interesting
So, they are?
Ask fucking timecop, what do I look like? Siri?
Don’t piss yourself.
Where do you live or work that you have to take two buses to get to a pub?
There's not a direct bus service. I have ten minutes on one, a wait, and then half hour on another. It's a dickdance..I only do 8 hour days tho so it doesn't really bother me. In the past it was always 12+
