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Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
25,819
59,498
I'm in again. Always a good time.

I like bourbon, cooking, nerd shit. I'm a large shirt and an xl hat. But am down for whatever as I'm not picky.
Whoever gets Kingtony87 @Kingtony87 wins. He knocked my gift out of the park last year.
Except my wife wants to punch him in the face, because he started me buying vinyl again.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,507
29,834
That would be great it's hard to find XXL Magnums in Ontario. I'm getting tonnes of chicks pregnant.
Does your guy like a specific color, or is black OK?

How are you getting chicks pregnant? Are you going down on them when you come in off the street? Just use some mouthwash first.

Bonus Tip - you can use the mouthwash as an alcohol substitute when the liquor store is closed.
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
38,273
64,597
So far I have ten people who've sent me info, let's try to get over twenty again. Tag some other members to join and let's get some momentum going.
 
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member 603

Guest
I'm gonna send you a signed waiver.
It would truly be a Crimmus miracle LOL...

Oh and I'm an XL t-shirt, and love anything BJJ, Bass Guitar, NY Yankees/Knicks/Giants/Rangers (yes I suffer every year) related..... Or weed, send me weed so I don't murder people..... All weed.... A Gi, Yankees hat, and bass strings made out of weed