General Secret Santa 2018

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  1. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Completely Shirtless

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    Whoever gets @Kingtony87@Kingtony87 wins. He knocked my gift out of the park last year.
    Except my wife wants to punch him in the face, because he started me buying vinyl again.
     
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  2. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    if I get you, I'll send you a stockpile of vinyl prophylactics.
     
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  3. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Completely Shirtless

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    That would be great it's hard to find XXL Magnums in Ontario. I'm getting tonnes of chicks pregnant.
     
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  4. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    Does your guy like a specific color, or is black OK?

    How are you getting chicks pregnant? Are you going down on them when you come in off the street? Just use some mouthwash first.

    Bonus Tip - you can use the mouthwash as an alcohol substitute when the liquor store is closed.
     
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  5. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM Remember the 5th of November

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    I am in. Just tell me who the unlucky bastard is this year.
     
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  6. Wild

    Wild TMMAC's Most Handsome Admin
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  7. Kingtony87

    Kingtony87 Batman

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    Oh boy!
     
  8. ShatsBassoon

    ShatsBassoon I'd rather guide my dad into my mom
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    This gives me an idea.
    Whoever gets him should literally draw McGregor as their gift.


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  9. Wild

    Wild TMMAC's Most Handsome Admin
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    Lmao. This is a great idea. I’m in if I’m so lucky.
     
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    This is how I read the comment, not as in drawing his name.
     
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  11. Super Dave

    Super Dave In 2019, we're All Elite

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  12. MMAHAWK

    MMAHAWK @MMAHAWK21 Coast 2 Coast Combat Hour @COMBATHOUR

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    I’m in
     
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  13. Jdog93

    Jdog93 Grrrrrrrr..

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    IN!
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  14. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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  15. Rhino

    Rhino Channel Moderator

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    Sign me up
     
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  16. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    I'm gonna send you a signed waiver.
     
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  17. ShatsBassoon

    ShatsBassoon I'd rather guide my dad into my mom
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    ShatsBassoon I'd rather guide my dad into my mom
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  19. BirdWatcher

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    So far I have ten people who've sent me info, let's try to get over twenty again. Tag some other members to join and let's get some momentum going.
     
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  20. Rhino

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    It would truly be a Crimmus miracle LOL...

    Oh and I'm an XL t-shirt, and love anything BJJ, Bass Guitar, NY Yankees/Knicks/Giants/Rangers (yes I suffer every year) related..... Or weed, send me weed so I don't murder people..... All weed.... A Gi, Yankees hat, and bass strings made out of weed
     
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  21. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Completely Shirtless

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    I haven’t moved, address same as last year;

    69 Thunder Road.
    Suplex City, Ontario
     
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  22. BirdWatcher

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    Address comes up as a homeless shelter. I'll send you some loose tobacco and canned soup.
     
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  23. Kingtony87

    Kingtony87 Batman

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    Can confirm
     
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