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I’m on my way to the trampolines park. I’ve taken my daughter there a few times. However this time my wife has set up a play date for her with this 3 year old girl of a woman she works with.
The problem is, that this woman is bringing her husband as well, so it’s like a date for the husbands because they are hoping we get along and will want to start hanging out as couples.
I’m 43 and this guy is 38 but I’m worried this guy is an athlete. He works is sports scienctist with cyclists. I’m hoping he’s a nerd and not some sort of hunk.
The big issue is that my back is shot. It hurt me all last night. A couple of weeks ago I was trying to show off while jumping on the trampoline. I did that thing where you jump up high, then bounce off your knees and do a flip. As soon as I hit the tramp on my knees, my lower back crunched right up. I powered through and nailed the flip but I spent the rest of the bounce session pretending I wasn’t hurt.
If this hotshot comes in all limber with a good gas tank I’m going to be in trouble. I will not back down. If he backflips. I backflip. I’m ready to die for this. I will not be shown up.
I have a heated back support. I’m thinking of hiding it under a baggy shirt, and then taking it off just before showtime.
The problem is, that this woman is bringing her husband as well, so it’s like a date for the husbands because they are hoping we get along and will want to start hanging out as couples.
I’m 43 and this guy is 38 but I’m worried this guy is an athlete. He works is sports scienctist with cyclists. I’m hoping he’s a nerd and not some sort of hunk.
The big issue is that my back is shot. It hurt me all last night. A couple of weeks ago I was trying to show off while jumping on the trampoline. I did that thing where you jump up high, then bounce off your knees and do a flip. As soon as I hit the tramp on my knees, my lower back crunched right up. I powered through and nailed the flip but I spent the rest of the bounce session pretending I wasn’t hurt.
If this hotshot comes in all limber with a good gas tank I’m going to be in trouble. I will not back down. If he backflips. I backflip. I’m ready to die for this. I will not be shown up.
I have a heated back support. I’m thinking of hiding it under a baggy shirt, and then taking it off just before showtime.
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Pre-gaming.
Official jump socks.
Official jump socks.
Use your wheel chair for first contact and grossly exaggerate that your extreme lifestyle put you there, don't show any remorse though. If the guy is a stud then he'll probably dial his skillz back in an effort to be respectful to your situation. If he's a dork than get your daughter to chant "WALK! WALK! WALK!" when the place is at max capacity and then make your way out of that chair and take center stage for showtime.Pre-gaming.
Official jump socks.
Where us this punk?
Just met him. He tried to crush my hand in the shake. Not a good start.
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Guy is a competitive cyclist, but he’s sitting on the bench in his lululemon shorts having a Gatorade, while I do this.
I dragged him into deep water and he drowned.
I dragged him into deep water and he drowned.
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How much do you regret not bringing your wheel chair?
It was an excellent plan and one I’ll keep in my back pocket, but I didn’t need it, I broke this guy easily. I get so wrapped up in my UFC lifestyle I sometimes forget how much most men hate the grind. I embrace it.
I just farted in this Arby’s as I ate my 1/2 pound roast beef. Everyone is too scared to say anything about it.
I just farted in this Arby’s as I ate my 1/2 pound roast beef. Everyone is too scared to say anything about it.
@robzombieIs that what it looked like?
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No you didn't
Fuck all that. Y'all know I in't ever scared.
Is this one of your meetings,
@Sex Chicken ???
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@Sex Chicken ???View: https://www.instagram.com/p/BuUy8kQFAbG/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=4xnp42v5quhx
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I was walking through my apartment complex tonight with my 612 lumen Maglite. Fucking tank of a flashlight. It's absolutely necessary to have a beast-level flashlight in case a hurricane knocks out power.
Anyway I was shining this shit all up in trees. I'm sure I accidentally shined it in people's windows.
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
Anyway I was shining this shit all up in trees. I'm sure I accidentally shined it in people's windows.
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
years ago, my sister's boyfriend at the time tried that move on me when I met him.
I chuckled for a second and wrist-locked him to the ground.
I’m at the Peppa Pig Party at the Indigo on Upper Middle and Winston Churchill in Oakville. If anyone is feeling froggy, come on by and test your chin. No wrestling. No jitz. Let’s put on a stand up for these kids.
Be there in 5 minutes to box only no kicks and no face shotsI’m at the Peppa Pig Party at the Indigo on Upper Middle and Winston Churchill in Oakville. If anyone is feeling froggy, come on by and test your chin. No wrestling. No jitz. Let’s put on a stand up for these kids.
lol
one of my cats loves to do shit like that