Royal Rumble 2019: Official Thread

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Was it actually 3 consecutive segments of people getting Pearl Harbored?

Pearl Harbored?

And Shinsuke of ref botched the pinfall?

It seemed like a work to me.

 

[Bozy]

I'm so damned concused. And I actually don't mind it.

 

[ShakaSway]

Pearl Harbored?QUOTE]
Just someone sneak atfacking someone. Think one of those vague wrestling terms I just picked up.

Hilariously, the Rock writes in his book how he got Pearl Harbored by a guy and his 25 friends in grade school.

He also writes how he beat the captain of the high school wrestling team with no training.

My point of course, is what a hilarious piece of fiction his autobiography is.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I'm so damned concused. And I actually don't mind it.

What happened to your brain Bozwell?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Well, the captain of the high school wrestling team might have been like a 125er and he was 6.3, 195 in high school.

 

[Bozy]

Too much makeup on these girls. Charlotte tonight was as bad as orange Becky last night. Now Liv?

 

[ShakaSway]

Well, the captain of the high school wrestling team might have been like a 125er and he was 6.3, 195 in high school.

Would make sense him going after a smaller person. His book also speaks of when he choked a girl for jokingly saying “fuck you” to his dad. Goes into minor detail about it, too. I guess its not the best work of fiction in hindsight.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Now Liv?

That's Mandy, bro.

 

[Bozy]

That's Mandy, bro.

Exactly my point. I can't tell the difference clown shoes.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Exactly my point. I can't tell the difference clown shoes.

Then maybe you need to reevaluate your life. Mandy can paint herself whatever color she damn well chooses.

 

[Bozy]

Then maybe you need to reevaluate your life. Mandy can paint herself whatever color she damn well chooses.

She can ya goof. But maybe limit the amount of Bondo the body shop uses. She's gorgeous. No need In covering it up.

 

[Tuc Ouiner]

The maintenance guy in my shitty bed bug infested drug den of an apartment complex is a trannie named Mandy. He gave me two cans of bug spray to deal with the bug situation. What a lady.

 

[ShakaSway]

She can ya goof. But maybe limit the amount of Bondo the body shop uses. She's gorgeous. No need In covering it up.

I agree with this. When she was on Tough Enough was dialed back. Quite gorgeous.

Now someone tell Paige to unplump her lips

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I agree with this. When she was on Tough Enough was dialed back. Quite gorgeous.

With literally nothing:

 

[FrankieNYC]

Too much makeup on these girls. Charlotte tonight was as bad as orange Becky last night. Now Liv?

Glad you brought it up
the way they make Charlotte look is OTT

she was pretty in NXT

 

[ShakaSway]

The recycle symbol in place of the O in Rowan’s titantron is a great touch.

 

[FrankieNYC]

That Mandy backstage thing was horrible
Kayla was standing on a box and afraid to move and Mandy needs an acting 101 class

 

[ShakaSway]

I am so excited to see this Planet Championship

 

[ShakaSway]

Thats outstanding.

Bra-fucking-vo

 

[FrankieNYC]

This

Over

That

 

[ShakaSway]

Looks like she can host some midnight horror movies now

 

[ShakaSway]

Of course Jeff Hardy would be summoned by that belt as a passive

 

[FrankieNYC]

I wish VKM would wake up

Samoa Joe should be longterm champ

 

[Bozy]

Best moment of 2019 is 6'8 Erik Rowan scurrying away behind Daniel Bryan like a little mouse haha