General What is the greatest breakfast cereal of all time?

Welcome to our Community
Wanting to join the rest of our members? Feel free to Sign Up today.
Sign up
M

member 603

Guest
For starters, I just want to say that if you're an adult that still eats breakfast cereal and drinks milk.... Grow the fuck up and get your life together.

That said, just had a conversation with some people today, and one of friends told a guy (who fucked up production planning) that he forgot to eat his Wheaties.... The dude replied that "Who the fuck eats Wheaties, Crunch Berries is the shit"..... That led into the "what's the greatest breakfast cereal?" debate. So I throw it to this group.... What's the best of all time?

PS.... Sure as fuck isn't Crunch Berries or Wheaties.... And if anyone says Grape Nuts.... Burn in hell
 

Jesus X

4 drink minimum.
Sep 7, 2015
29,411
31,801
as a kid I would say cookie crisps maybe some count chocula i'm very addicted to chocolate. as an adult I don't eat too much sugar so I enjoy some plain rice crispies with ice cold milk. I eat way less cereal now though. I barely eat one box every month. in my 20's I could eat a box(giggity) like in 3 days.
 

Jdog93

.....?
Jun 2, 2016
15,419
32,793



Tastes great and lowers cholesterol??



That makes it hard to beat.
This Bee don't F@#K Around!






Also those extra sugary ones may be great as a kid but as an adult.

Enjoy your...

 
Last edited:

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
17,281
24,670
I cant wait for the stoner brigade to show up and let OP know that grown ups eating cereal for dinner is perfectly fine
 

Dick Niaz

Yearning for TMMAC days gone by
Jan 14, 2018
12,278
25,375
As a kid we were only allowed "sugar cereal" when we were on our Summer vacation. Back then Frosted Flakes was my favorite. I do admit that Cinnamon Toast Crunch had the best leftover milk though. If I had to pick one now, I would go with Cinnamon Life. Best balance of texture and flavor without being overly sweet.
 
Jan 21, 2015
3,255
6,052
I cant wait for the stoner brigade to show up and let OP know that grown ups eating cereal for dinner is perfectly fine
Its not perfectly fine, but it tastes damn good.

I would like to Make Cereal Great Again, maybe open a cereal bar where you can self-serve customize your own bowl with choices of cereals, fruits and berries, chocolate chips etc to garnish on top.
 
Jan 21, 2015
3,255
6,052
I did some work a few months ago for Lucky Charms, I had to draw marshmallows that specifically were not supposed to resemble anything, lol

 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
60,554
56,071
I would like to Make Cereal Great Again, maybe open a cereal bar where you can self-serve customize your own bowl with choices of cereals, fruits and berries, chocolate chips etc to garnish on top.
You'd have to be high to think that's a good idea.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
47,141
59,108
Capn crunch mixed w golden Graham's or frosted flakes
Cap'n Crunch?
Might as well chew on a meat tenderizer. Loved the taste, but when I was done eating a bowl of that shit it always felt like someone sand-blasted the roof of my fucking mouth.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
47,141
59,108
Back on topic...

As a kid I liked Frosted Flakes. My mom tried to buy us "healthy" shit like Cheerios, but we'd just douse the top of the bowl with sugar to make it palatable.

If I had to pick one and one alone right now...I'd go with Lucky Charms.