I like to look good. Levi’s are for Walmart shoppers
General I got my first date since my release!
- Thread starter Casper
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Don't poo on AE. Had a pair for like 5 years which are only just getting a bit thread bare. Nice pair of sandals too.
Have you changed shape wise at all in the last 7 years?
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I buy my jeans at Costco
bitches love em
bitches love em
Oh, you. Still holding them fake ass WWE belts and posing for pictures?
Not really. I put on a bit of muscle but nothing mind blowing. My shirts fit a bit tighter. That’s about it.
Dude you could wear a bin sack and still have the hotties sticking to you like flies on shit.
It's just you. Being you.
This place wants everyone to be a liar. There r a bunch of miserable ppl here. Good luck on your date bro. Don't try too hard to get laid just have fun w it. Listen to her. Make some jokes. Don't put any pressure on it. Women can smell desperation.You act like I just told you I’m this guy
He ain’t wrong there. It’s been my downfall on many a date.
For OP...
Update!
We went out to local park and kicked it for an hour or so. We just walked around and talked about anything and everything. It was really nice. We started talking about Disney at one point and she mentioned she had Disney+. I acted a bit excited and she asked if I wanted to go back to her place and I said yeah.
We ended up getting back there and she started making some mix drinks and put on Aladdin. About the time where the evil dude brainwashes king or whatever, she starts sucking my dick. The blow job was A1. After the movie finished, she asked if I wanted to keep drinking and I said sure. Couldn’t turn her down after that.
The night goes on and her roommate came home
and was not too pleased to see two drunk people in her living room. I started to feel a little tired and was going to get Lyft but she insisted on me staying. She took me up stairs and rode my brains out.
This is where it takes a hard right turn. It must have been 5am but for whatever reason her door crept open and me being asleep I jumped up and started charging still in this half sleep daze squared up. It was her roommate. She cut on the lights and started screaming. I quickly gathered my things and left. When I first got to prison I was jumped while I was sleeping and ever since then I’ve been light sleeper and quick to get up and throw hands. I’m thinking about texting her but idk what to say.
Tell her next time you want to watch terminator 2
She was probably just creeping in the room at 5am to spy on you sleeping huh.
Ahaha. Why did she start screaming?
"well that was interesting" will leave it up to her but you aren't sticking your neck out.
I have no clue. I didn’t ask. When I fully woke up after the lights came on, I felt a lot of shame. Got my shit and left. I scared her half to death.She was probably just creeping in the room at 5am to spy on you sleeping huh.
because I came at her charging her.