I don't really do frozen breakfast sandwiches, but I'm a connoisseur of microwaveable forzen pizza snacks. "El Monterey" makes a decent breakfast burrito.
Why would you microwave bacon or sausage? That's just fucken wrong. First you tried to tell me about tomato juice, but now you have outed yourself as an amateur.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad.
Now you go fucken think about that for a bit.