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BeardOfKnowledge

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Splinty @Splinty

My house is a little dry and I blew my nose the other day, and seemed to have a bit of a bloody nose. Am I going to make it? How long do I have to live?
 

Lukewarm Carl

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Just wedges under the hips when prone.
Perfect! That makes sense to me and by mostly elevating the hips a tick to relieve pressure it's also putting the patient at a bit of head down (which is why I asked about T-Bird) which in my head should also move things about and make it easier for the lungs to vent.


Fuck I miss being in the OR. I think I'm going to register to volunteer and see if there's anything I can do to help some local hospitals.
 
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Perfect! That makes sense to me and by mostly elevating the hips a tick to relieve pressure it's also putting the patient at a bit of head down (which is why I asked about T-Bird) which in my head should also move things about and make it easier for the lungs to vent.


Fuck I miss being in the OR. I think I'm going to register to volunteer and see if there's anything I can do to help some local hospitals.
I went to the OR for take your kid to work day when I was little
 

sparkuri

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This is awesome.
I will be President in our new country, Shinkicker @Shinkicker will be my vice-president, eradicating the departments of education & health. Rambo John J @Inside Job will be head of my new commission called the "Bullshit Commission", public executing all enemies of the state.
Enock-O-Lypse Now! @ENOCK will run foreign affairs.
Masato Toys @Masato Toys will head the press corps, and illustrate all releases.
Splinty @Splinty will be appointed as co-owner of The MMA Community.

Our first order of business will be building a gallow 1000' tall.

Our first public execution will be Bill Gates.
Tied to his torso by a 3-foot steel cable will be the hundreds of millions of "vaccine" syringes his "foundation" has 'lovingly supplied' the continent of Africa with, followed by the legislation he implemented into what is now known as "common core", followed by the 200 million chromebooks he bribed the entire United States of America with, and the millions of pages of mandated levies for school districts.
Tied to his arms will be court documents related to his monopoly defense of Windows from every single courtroom that heard every single proceeding.

And one week before the gallow drops, Melinda Gates will be strapped to a chair for Bill to see, as every vaccine his "charity" has initiated is injected into her ripest vein.
Tim Cook will be the phlebotomist.

And before that, all 3 of Bill's children will locked in a room, forced to eat the genetically modified crops the Gates Foundation has propagated while his own family ate organic-only.
They'll be surrounded by I-pads on every wall, sped up by the fastest wifi routers on earth, and forced to use all the electronics the children were never allowed to use.


And every human on earth will have a TV zoomed in on Bill Gates face to watch his reactions as these steps are taken.
Bewildered, wondering why sweat & terror is dripping off his face for 7 straight days.
He'll be fed Saline IV to rehydrate his tears and sweat, and every 3rd day an IV benzodiazepine to halt the heart attack induced by anxiety.

And then the execution will commence.
 
M

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This is awesome.
I will be President in our new country, Shinkicker @Shinkicker will be my vice-president, eradicating the departments of education & health. Rambo John J @Inside Job will be head of my new commission called the "Bullshit Commission", public executing all enemies of the state.
Enock-O-Lypse Now! @ENOCK will run foreign affairs.
Masato Toys @Masato Toys will head the press corps, and illustrate all releases.
Splinty @Splinty will be appointed as co-owner of The MMA Community.

Our first order of business will be building a gallow 1000' tall.

Our first public execution will be Bill Gates.
Tied to his torso by a 3-foot steel cable will be the hundreds of millions of "vaccine" syringes his "foundation" has 'lovingly supplied' the continent of Africa with, followed by the legislation he implemented into what is now known as "common core", followed by the 200 million chromebooks he bribed the entire United States of America with, and the millions of pages of mandated levies for school districts.
Tied to his arms will be court documents related to his monopoly defense of Windows from every single courtroom that heard every single proceeding.

And one week before the gallow drops, Melinda Gates will be strapped to a chair for Bill to see, as every vaccine his "charity" has initiated is injected into her ripest vein.
Tim Cook will be the phlebotomist.

And before that, all 3 of Bill's children will locked in a room, forced to eat the genetically modified crops the Gates Foundation has propagated while his own family ate organic-only.
They'll be surrounded by I-pads on every wall, sped up by the fastest wifi routers on earth, and forced to use all the electronics the children were never allowed to use.


And every human on earth will have a TV zoomed in on Bill Gates face to watch his reactions as these steps are taken.
Bewildered, wondering why sweat & terror is dripping off his face for 7 straight days.
He'll be fed Saline IV to rehydrate his tears and sweat, and every 3rd day an IV benzodiazepine to halt the heart attack induced by anxiety.

And then the execution will commence.
Bill gates is rich
 

Chief

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Small observation. We've been locked in for. Actually I don't know how long, it feels like a couple of months.

Anyway, I watch TV, news, YouTube everyday. Even got sucked into Tiktock for a couple of days. Everyone is thanking the essential workers ad nauseam. Doctors, nurses, police, firefighters, pharmacists, grocery clerks... but guess what? Absolutely nothing they're doing works without electricity or water. I have yet to see a single source acknowledge the utility workers.
 
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silentsinger

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Small observation. We've been locked in for. Actually I don't know how long, it feels like a couple of months.

Anyway, I watch TV, news, YouTube everyday. Even got sucked into Tiktock for a couple of days. Everyone is thanking the essential workers ad nauseam. Doctors, nurses, police, firefighters, pharmacists, grocery clerks... but guess what? Absolutely nothing their doing works without electricity or water. I have yet to see a single source acknowledge the utility workers.
Really good point. Hadn't even remotely thought about that. When PG&E closed a lot of Norcal off with the wildfires, their employees were being attacked. Not their fault obviously. Nasty times.
 

Chief

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Really good point. Hadn't even remotely thought about that. When PG&E closed a lot of Norcal off with the wildfires, their employees were being attacked. Not their fault obviously. Nasty times.
I feel like that was political. No power company wants an interruption in services. Our primary goal is to shoot as close to 100% reliability as we can. All the time.
 

silentsinger

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I feel like that was political. No power company wants an interruption in services. Our primary goal is to shoot as close to 100% reliability as we can. All the time.
The CEO is a tosser, the press conferences he was leading when he shut so much of our state down, he put up a far from convincing job.
PG&E went bankrupt twice, not sure how that works.
 

Chief

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The CEO is a tosser, the press conferences he was leading when he shut so much of our state down, he put up a far from convincing job.
PG&E went bankrupt twice, not sure how that works.
If you sell electricity and go bankrupt, you're retarded.