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BeardOfKnowledge

BeardOfKnowledge

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Yossarian said:
Make what? Money? They closd his shop down in Cali and he's butt-hurt about it. He wants A12 Sauce, his son who will inhere his empire, to still have something to take over.
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Dude, he made his money in spite of himself. He's a laughably bad business man.
 
Rambo John J

Rambo John J

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Yossarian said:
Yeah he became multi-millionaire with his ethics. Like gates. They'll look out for us.
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oh, I don't trust him one bit...in fact I got some serious issues with what he is doing in the sky

I do like businesses that are standing up to the authoritarian measures in place...Country needs more of that
 
Yossarian

Yossarian

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Inside Job said:
oh, I don't trust him one bit...in fact I got some serious issues with what he is doing in the sky

I do like businesses that are standing up to the authoritarian measures in place...Country needs more of that
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That I do like, that a big company is openly challenging some of the lock-down regulations that seemed to have gone off the cliff. That I give you.
 
Filthy

Filthy

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Inside Job said:
I don't know if that tweet is accurate but I do know oregon is gonna keep shit locked down as long as possible
But our governor is the sister of a former cali governor and we are still very pissed about trump and the local news spins most stories to be about how bad his his orange ass is and how badly he handled covid whatever

She says nobody goes back to normal until a vaccine

Personally I don't like this bitch, but portland elects the gov here and has over half the states pop.
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i've said for a long time that OR and WA should have been divided East/West instead of North/South

the I5 Corridor rules PacNW politics.

Comrade Brown is a twat, for COVID response and a slew of other reasons.
 
Rambo John J

Rambo John J

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Splinty said:
A lot of people have been asking me what it's like being on the COVID wards in the hospital, so I figured I'd share what a typical day looks like for me:

6am - Wake up. Roll off of my pile of money that Big Pharma gave me.

6:30am - Make breakfast, using only foods from the diet that gives me everlasting life by avoiding all fats, sugars, carbs, and proteins. For details buy my book and check out my shop.

7am - Get to work, load up my syringes with coronavirus before rounds.

8am - See my patients for the day. Administer the medications that the government tells me to. Covertly rub essential oils on the ones I want to get better.

9:30am - Call Bill Gates to check how 5G tower construction is going, hoping for more coronavirus soon.

10am - One patient tells me he knows “the truth” about coronavirus. I give him a Tdap booster. He becomes autistic in front of my eyes. He’ll never conspire against me again.

11am - Tend to the secret hospital garden of St. John’s wort and ginkgo leaves that we save for rich patients and donors.

12:30pm - Pick up my briefcase of money from payroll, my gift from Pfizer for the incomprehensible profits we make off of the free influenza vaccine given every year.

1pm - Conference call with Dr. Fauci and the lab in Wuhan responsible for manufacturing viruses.

2pm - A patient starts asking me about getting rid of toxins. I ask her if she has a liver and kidneys. She tells me she knows “the truth” about Big Anatomy and that the only way to detoxify herself is to eat nothing but lemon wedges and mayonnaise for weeks. I give her a Tdap booster.

2:45pm - Help the FBI, CIA, and CDC silence the masses. Lament the fact that I can only infringe on one or two of their rights. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.

4pm - One of my rich patients begins to crash. Laugh as I realize I’ve mismatched her spirit animal and zodiac moon sign. I switch out the Purple Amethyst above her bed for a Tiger’s Eye geode. She stabilizes. I throw some ginkgo leaves on her for good measure

6pm - Go onto YouTube and see coronavirus conspiracy videos everywhere. Curse my all powerful government for how inept they are at keeping people from spreading “the truth”

6:10pm - Go onto Amazon and see that a book about “the truth” is the #1 seller this week. Question the power of my all powerful government. Make a reminder to myself to get more Tdap boosters from the Surgeon General next time we talk.

7pm - Time to go home. Before I leave, sacrifice a goat to Dr. Fauci and say three Hippocratic Oaths.
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seriously?
that is honestly a pretty weird day
 
Zeph

Zeph

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Inside Job said:
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You could make that meme about the UK today, except they wouldn't get anything in return. The police had to put out public notices for people to stop rating out their neighbors for going for 2 walks in a day.
 
Rambo John J

Rambo John J

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Zeph said:
You could make that meme about the UK today, except they wouldn't get anything in return. The police had to put out public notices for people to stop rating out their neighbors for going for 2 walks in a day.
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bummer
 
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