Listen, you and Marilyn Manson go suck raw potatoes back in Bratislava, I said I'm taking care of it.
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There's no more to say
So save your breath and
Walk away
No matter what I hear you say
I'm strong enough to know
You gotta go
Nah.@Too swole to control
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Have you had any involvement with Parmenides at the other place?
Heh. 4 years ago today I made a Facebook post announcing that the rumours were true and me and the ex had decided to take it to the next level.
Because she loved the kitchen so much I had purchased her a samurai sword. And one for myself (hatori hanzo his and hers)
She was pissed when she read it, so were some family members, but none of that mattered when the hanzo steel showed up
Because she loved the kitchen so much I had purchased her a samurai sword. And one for myself (hatori hanzo his and hers)
She was pissed when she read it, so were some family members, but none of that mattered when the hanzo steel showed up
Chopped her head off
Not really. She diddnt like them tho. I gave them to the Christian charity shop when I came back to the UK.
And a Samsung sound dock
And a Samsung sound dock
Doesn't sound familiar...I haven't been at that shithole in very long time
Have you had any involvement with Parmenides at the other place?
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I have some scrap 1x4s. I'll get right on it
If you get stumped let me know and I'll ask him. Shitloads of people in my hometown now have these little fucken tables.
I know his wife, he's probably just been making them to practice chopping her up.
If you're making squirrel tables, I'm buying squirrel tables made by you.
I saw a squirrel today outside my window when I was smoking. It didnt have a table. Made me sad
Makes me sad too
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It's the newest global phenomenon apparently.
And the squirrels know it, too. Scruffy (named so because he never brushes his hair) just looked at me and said "thanks for the peanuts but where's my fukn table, bitch?"
He's pissed that I'm making him eat from a tree branch like a peasant.
I shot a squirrel once with a BB gun. Hit the cunt right in the head. It just bounced off, he looked at me and just went about his day.It's the newest global phenomenon apparently.
And the squirrels know it, too. Scruffy (named so because he never brushes his hair) just looked at me and said "thanks for the peanuts but where's my fukn table, bitch?"
He's pissed that I'm making him eat from a tree branch like a peasant.
I never shot at another animal since.
WOW, Scruffy needs to be thankful you are a loving God and provide peanuts.It's the newest global phenomenon apparently.
And the squirrels know it, too. Scruffy (named so because he never brushes his hair) just looked at me and said "thanks for the peanuts but where's my fukn table, bitch?"
He's pissed that I'm making him eat from a tree branch like a peasant.
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You're gonna have to convert to metric, Borat. I'll convert shit for you when your country becomes the lone global superpower
My squirrels are going to be so pumped when they get this.You're gonna have to convert to metric, Borat. I'll convert shit for you when your country becomes the lone global superpower
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It started out of kindness but now I don't really have a choice. The first week of lockdown I ran out of peanuts and couldn't talk my way out of it. The blue jays were dive bombing me and the squirrels put a hit out on me.
That's not metric, dipshit.You're gonna have to convert to metric, Borat. I'll convert shit for you when your country becomes the lone global superpower
..... That's what he said.....
Damn man, I hope you used some of your Trump Change to buy yourself a heater for protection against the local wildlife.