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Shitloads of people in my hometown now have these little fucken tables.
It's the newest global phenomenon apparently.

And the squirrels know it, too. Scruffy (named so because he never brushes his hair) just looked at me and said "thanks for the peanuts but where's my fukn table, bitch?"



He's pissed that I'm making him eat from a tree branch like a peasant.
 

SongExotic2

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It's the newest global phenomenon apparently.

And the squirrels know it, too. Scruffy (named so because he never brushes his hair) just looked at me and said "thanks for the peanuts but where's my fukn table, bitch?"



He's pissed that I'm making him eat from a tree branch like a peasant.
I shot a squirrel once with a BB gun. Hit the cunt right in the head. It just bounced off, he looked at me and just went about his day.

I never shot at another animal since.
 

ThatOneDude

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It's the newest global phenomenon apparently.

And the squirrels know it, too. Scruffy (named so because he never brushes his hair) just looked at me and said "thanks for the peanuts but where's my fukn table, bitch?"



He's pissed that I'm making him eat from a tree branch like a peasant.
WOW, Scruffy needs to be thankful you are a loving God and provide peanuts.
 
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WOW, Scruffy needs to be thankful you are a loving God and provide peanuts.
It started out of kindness but now I don't really have a choice. The first week of lockdown I ran out of peanuts and couldn't talk my way out of it. The blue jays were dive bombing me and the squirrels put a hit out on me.
 

ThatOneDude

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It started out of kindness but now I don't really have a choice. The first week of lockdown I ran out of peanuts and couldn't talk my way out of it. The blue jays were dive bombing me and the squirrels put a hit out on me.
Damn man, I hope you used some of your Trump Change to buy yourself a heater for protection against the local wildlife.
 

RaginCajun

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It's the newest global phenomenon apparently.

And the squirrels know it, too. Scruffy (named so because he never brushes his hair) just looked at me and said "thanks for the peanuts but where's my fukn table, bitch?"



He's pissed that I'm making him eat from a tree branch like a peasant.
 

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I'm asking because you're the only people I know who have lived in the UK and the US and would remember both

Do you know the Geico commercials? They're the reason I went with them when I bought my first car in the US because they're bloody funny.

(no shame in admitting you've watched a handful of Eastenders episodes, if even it was just on in the background with the missus) but can you remember Max? He does the Geico voice!!

 

SongExotic2

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Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart SongExotic2 @Siton YerDong2
I'm asking because you're the only people I know who have lived in the UK and the US and would remember both

Do you know the Geico commercials? They're the reason I went with them when I bought my first car in the US because they're bloody funny.

(no shame in admitting you've watched a handful of Eastenders episodes, if even it was just on in the background with the missus) but can you remember Max? He does the Geico voice!!

I remember that commercial you did.


View: https://youtu.be/aybGmG1bTCk
 

SongExotic2

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Cocksucker accounts just sent me a bill for 660 euro. I emailed back asking them to breakdown exactly what they have done to earn it, considering I haven't earned a penny during that month. Fucking leeches mang. A war is about to start.
 

silentsinger

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Well when the restrictions are lifted I've got myself a job in a Buffalo Bills bar. The guy who owns it is a bit weird but we got on really well and I've already made friends withe a chef guy in a Deadpool shirt who was showing me his Deadpool wallet.
 

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Well when the restrictions are lifted I've got myself a job in a Buffalo Bills bar. The guy who owns it is a bit weird but we got on really well and I've already made friends withe a chef guy in a Deadpool shirt who was showing me his Deadpool wallet.
that guy sounds like a smooth operator
 

silentsinger

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Fuck I forgot to go to sleep.
I keep waking up and finding it weird that it's either dark or daylight. I can never work it out I have so many sleeps.

I also have to keep clicking phone to see what day it is.

All good, mateface? I know life is far from ideal, but doing okay as it can be?