TMMAC Member AMA/Q&A: @BJTT_Kiwi

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BJTT-Rizzo

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OY OY OY..DUH.. DA DUH.(insert ac/dc tnt intro) Kiwi is the man!

1. Why did you leave New Zealand?

2. Kangaroo meat tell me all about it.

3. Are you enjoying great success since joining the best top team ever?
 
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BJTT-Rizzo

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Where do you like to go out to eat in Sydney?

Are you able to get your hands on some delicious naan bread?
 
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BJTT_Kiwi

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What made you interested in MMA?
Started training Muay Thai in '98 while I was at university, and was a bouncer at the time.
Was a big Ray Sefo & Mark Hunt fan by that stage.

One of our regular gym cards had a couple of NHB fights on it, and they really interested me - very different from the usual stand and bang.
Was regularly using a standing rear naked at work to make people have a nap when they were misbehaving, but had no idea of the rest of BJJ and how to apply it. The thought of controlling people and their physical actions (without having to smack them in the head) appealed, and it was something I'd never seen on TV before.
 

BJTT_Kiwi

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Do you like anal sex?
Any hole is a goal.

My ex was really into it - probably spurred on from her Euro porn fetish.
Why do crazy bitches always dig the freaky sexy time? lol

My wife is a bit so-so, depends on the mood and level of sobriety.
 

BJTT_Kiwi

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Ever banged an Aboriginal?
Nope, but was talking through a list of country conquests in alphabetical order with a mate a few weeks ago.
A = Australia (tick)
B = Britain (tick)
C = Colombia (tick)

You get the drift... it was a fun game.
I didn't have a Q, Z, I, J, W, X, Y, Z
 

BJTT_Kiwi

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OY OY OY..DUH.. DA DUH.(insert ac/dc tnt intro) Kiwi is the man!

1. Why did you leave New Zealand?

2. Kangaroo meat tell me all about it.

3. Are you enjoying great success since joining the best top team ever?
This was 9 years ago, and it was a combination of things:
My wife (then girlfriend) had to do an international placement to finish her degree.
I was having a headache with my ex over our kid.
I was under 30 and didn't want to get stuck in NZ as it's a pretty small place.
Was working for an Australian company at the time too, so it all just seemed to fit.

Skippy meat is really lean - great for a healthy diet, but means that you need to prep and cook it appropriately.
Kind of like venison in flavour, and Skippy Bolognese is pretty good if done correctly.
I've messed up the cooking once, and it was like eating a boot.

This year has been a really successful one for me, both personally and professionally.
I attribute a lot of this to BJTT and BJTT-borojunior @BJTT-borojunior
Personally, my daughter turns one in a week and we have a bunch of family coming to Syd from NZ.
Professionally, I started a media/marketing consultancy 12 months ago and have some really good wins this year.
 

BJTT_Kiwi

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Where do you like to go out to eat in Sydney?

Are you able to get your hands on some delicious naan bread?
Eating is pretty limited with a baby, but when we do get out the "nice" go to places are Sake (The Rocks), Cafe Sydney (Circular Quay).
Regular haunts are The Botanist and Small Bar (Kirribilli).
Food is a bit of a challenge for me - I have a life threatening allergy to dairy products.

There is an Indian restaurant about 100 metres from home that has some good Naan.
They have some bloody good Dosai too.
 

BJTT-Rizzo

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1. Tell me is your wifey a blondy like Naomi Watts and Nichole Kidman? Or more Care Blanchet.

2. Can you tell me a little but about your job?
 
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BJTT_Kiwi

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are lucy lawless and Antony Starr national heroes?
war Xena!

Lucy gave me funny feelings in my pants when I was a little bloke.
National hero not so much, but I hear rumours that Xena is about to be re-booted.

Anthony Star should be a national hero though.
I am a massive fan of Outrageous Fortune, and the twin roles that he played in that series was superb.
Anyone that has not seen this series really should give it a crack.
 

BJTT-Rizzo

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I should have put Zoe Bell in that question. She's a kiwi too and I think She fine on top of crazy skilled at everything.
 

BJTT_Kiwi

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Fuck, kill, marry, cheat with:

Oprah Winfrey
Ronda Rousey
Britney Palmer
Beyonce'
Fuck - WEC Britney (so I can say "yeah I banged a ring girl")
Kill - Beyonce (really hate that "Put a ring on it" song)
Marry - Oprah (Financial stability)
Cheat - Rousey (Would be an interesting root, but not one that I would want to keep)
 

BJTT-Rizzo

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Do you ever get out in the ocean there? Beaches or boats? Please Tell me they have big Marlins or something big to catch.