Did a double feature last night
Romancing the Stone
Michael Douglas, Kathlene Turner, Danny Devito
Solid 8/10
Kathlene Turner was still a female back then and was looking pretty good. Movie was a good mix of action/comedy and wasn't too heavy on the romantic bullshit. Trivia: Super hot chick in opening scene while they played out one of Joan Wilder's novels was Playmate Kymberly Herrin. She was also the hot as balls ghost that gave Akroyd a hummer in Ghostbusters and one of the girls in ZZ Top's video "Legs"
Jewel of the Nile
Michael Douglas, Kathlene Turner, Danny Devito
2/10
A giant steaming pile of shit. Douglas and Turner must have fucked in real life because they lost the chemistry from the first film. Plus they tossed in a bunch of goofy 80s shit like African tribal folks having weird, hip sunglasses and boomboxes. A preposterous plot that isn't worth going into, and a ridiculous scene with Douglas driving a jet fighter around an African town and blowing shit up like "Space Invaders". Easily one of the worst fucking movies I've ever almost made it all the way through. Only bonus: There is a dance scene where the African tribe women are all topless. A couple of them had nice racks and I'm pretty sure it's the earliest version of twerking I've ever seen on film.