General Electile Dysfunction: an election that lasts longer than 4 days is a serious medical problem

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Sheepdog

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Canadians are the best soldiers. Like aussies but calmer.

everybody deal with it.
We just had an internal review that had to admit that while we are trying hard, we are just not quite as good at committing war crimes as the Yanks and the Brits.

It's a national scandal. People are demanding that we improve our war crime game.
 
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Record sniper shot was with a Canadian rifle. Deal with it.

This one wasn't...




But the most important one wasn't either...
Canadian snipers are trained on outdated equipment. In 2002 they started getting American weapons, but especially ammo.

Almost immediately their handicap removal was evident when they beat a record that had stood since Vietnam.

Maybe the most Canadian description ever at that time:

"Firing it feels like someone slashing you on the back of your hockey helmet with a hockey stick."
Unless you find me a great hockey reference with a new record I cant be arsed to look it up.
 
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Doc, with respect, that quote is fucking retarded, not profound
I didn't post that quote to justify anything. I posted that quote to give context to why it appears we have a marine corp... I still see it short of propaganda, but does appear to lack significant objective reasoning beyond wanting one
 

ThatOneDude

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I didn't post that quote to justify anything. I posted that quote to give context to why it appears we have a marine corp... I still see it short of propaganda, but does appear to lack significant objective reasoning beyond wanting one
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End of conversation.
 
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Sex Chicken

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We are better trained, just look at Fallujah for the most recent example.

Two questions;
1) If you had to pick one TMMAC ‘er to go deep into the jungle on a life and death mission where you knew there was going to be a shit load of hand to hand combat, and nerves of steel would be a necessity, who would you choose?
2) Why is it me?
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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This one wasn't...


It actually was. The official story had to have specific details in it due to the nature of secrecy and government contracts. Source: The guy who's record it is.
 

ThatOneDude

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Two questions;
1) If you had to pick one TMMAC ‘er to go deep into the jungle on a life and death mission where you knew there was going to be a shit load of hand to hand combat, and nerves of steel would be a necessity, who would you choose?
2) Why is it me?
1) Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken
2) It's the only obvious choice to make if I want to come back alive.
 
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It actually was. The official story had to have specific details in it due to the nature of secrecy and government contracts. Source: The guy who's record it is.
Yea shut up @Splinty

stop making excuses for your poor performances

“waaah we have the best tech waaahh”

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We just had an internal review that had to admit that while we are trying hard, we are just not quite as good at committing war crimes as the Yanks and the Brits.

It's a national scandal. People are demanding that we improve our war crime game.
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