General @Splinty is a Fat Lazy Grinch: Official TMMAC Secret Santa 2020.

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Dick Niaz

Yearning for TMMAC days gone by
Jan 14, 2018
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Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart .... I just received a notice that your last gift has been delayed so barring some Christmas miracle, it won’t arrive on time. Merry Christmas pal! I hope you like your gifts and with any luck the final one will arrive soon!
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FINGERS

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Nov 14, 2019
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I spent hours curating my secret santa gift and the recipient isn't home to collect it. I have no idea if it even got there. Bah humbug.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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And yes, motherfucker, I know where you live now. Next time I get pinked I'm gonna unleash tarantulas
my goal in starting this thread was to dox everyone to the worst person possible.

that's my gift to me, and it'll keep giving for years and years to come...
 
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Well it's Christmas Eve and your main gift diddnt show up. Or maybe it did and the mailman stole it. I washed it pretty good so I think it's safe to use when it does turn up

You dork it's SECRET santa.
But thank you. The hat alone is hilarious.
I'm sure customs locked things up. Will post of it arrives.
But thank you for so much effort!
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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He threw one of her gifts into the fireplace. "Say the words or I'll do the same with the rest"
can't believe i never thought of this.

i'm going to leave the tree up with a punch of empty, wrapped boxes all year.
Every time they get in trouble, I'm just going to say "well, that's another present on the fire" and toss one on.

brilliant, bro.
 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
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Jan 14, 2015
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can't believe i never thought of this.

i'm going to leave the tree up with a punch of empty, wrapped boxes all year.
Every time they get in trouble, I'm just going to say "well, that's another present on the fire" and toss one on.

brilliant, bro.
And in 20 years you can wonder why they have trust issues!
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
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You dork it's SECRET santa.
But thank you. The hat alone is hilarious.
I'm sure customs locked things up. Will post of it arrives.
But thank you for so much effort!
I ordered it from a us website to get around all that.


How long can tarantulas survive without eating?
 

SC MMA MD

TMMAC Addict
Jan 20, 2015
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^ I can’t help but notice that the Luchador costume looks suspiciously like the gimp from Pulp Fiction, extra points if that was on purpose!
 

Grateful Dude

TMMAC Addict
May 30, 2016
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I ordered it from a us website to get around all that.


How long can tarantulas survive without eating?
They can go a long time, like over a year without food. But, they do need water - so that should be your concern for planning the long distance deployment of tarantulas
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
41,805
54,706
I spent hours curating my secret santa gift and the recipient isn't home to collect it. I have no idea if it even got there. Bah humbug.
That's like doing a long camp only for your opponent to slip on a metal pipe before walkout.