I would make her wish they had built a wall, Mexican slut
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I feel this is a setup, like she is trans or something...
YES, she would be so disappointed
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Sam is such a little slut
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Madelyn Sitwell is such a skank
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So many sluts and skanks gosh
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Tori is both
Definitely getting dick from both dojos.
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Makes me sick
I'm pretty sure the show was just intended to bring calling people pussies back into fashion.
It's succeeded.
Don't sleep on penis breath
So in the Kreese origin story episode.
Did it say "1955" or "1965" and they had sets from the 50s?
the high school bully that screwed with young creese looked 35
It's a good thing none of the people these kids come across did a week of grappling.
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Just u wait bruv
You obviously haven't seen Hawk's crazy armbar yet. He breaks bones.
If you have guns like Hawk you can.
From that hold you could cause some serious shoulder damage. Maybe a torn ligament or two.
That nerd was lucky Hawk didn't completely rip his arm off and smack him in the face with his own appendage.
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Owen hart used to work on guys shoulders like that
How dare you compare lip to the 2x Slammy Award Winning, King of Harts.
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Both are excellent entertainers misused by the writers on the mid cards!!
RIP Blue Blazer
I think it jumped the shark when Daniel was taught the Dim Mak by Chozen. But I still found the series to be entertaining and well made.
That being said, a few observations and some trivia. Some of them are obvious but whatever.
****WARNING - SPOILER ALERT *****
- Chozen is the new Miyagi and the best Martial Artist in the CK universe.
- There were no Cobras among all the snakes that we saw.
- Young Kreese is played by Martin Kove's son, Jesse.
- Sam plays a 16 year old but she is really 24, and there are nudes of her online.
- The guy who young Kreese saved at the POW camp is Terry Silver, the villain from KK3. He's the guy that Kreese called in the final episode.
- Ali has a hook nose and is really not as hot as they make out.
- Daniel's wife would not have been all chummy with Ali, she'd have hated her guts.
- The drum technique is almost as bad as the Dim Mak.
- Karate can be mastered within one or two lessons. Daniel learned bo/staff fighting and pressure point techniques in a couple of hours. Sam learned bo-fighting in 10 minutes. Tori simply picked up a set of Nun-Chuks and was instantly Bruce Lee. Every Cobra Kai and Miyagi student goes from being a useless weakling to being a highly skilled fighter within a few short lessons.
- Tyler only had some "high school wrestling" but kicked the ass of a trained Traditional Martial Artist (okay, that one is probably accurate")
- Johhny Lawrence knows more about rehabilitating a cripple than the medical world does.
Miguel - "Sensei, I'm paralyzed for life"
Johnny - (Throws wheelchair out the window) - "Not anymore!"
Miguel - "Yes Sensei", (starts tap dancing.)
- The fat black chick from season 1 and 2 got fired because she was begging for money on Twitter after her boyfriend smashed her car and was charged with DUI. She set up a go-fund me, and the CK producers didn't want to be associated with her.
I'll probably watch it all again in a couple of weeks.
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