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SongExotic2

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Oh I dunno if I mentioned, my families california base is ventura. Golf n stuff is just down the 101, I got my dad to take me there when I was 15. While I was rolling a smoke in the disabled toilet I found a wallet bulging with cash and credit cards on the ground. And I pussed out and handed it in.

Few days later I almost got with two hookers in tijuana but I pussed out.
 
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Oh I dunno if I mentioned, my families california base is ventura. Golf n stuff is just down the 101, I got my dad to take me there when I was 15. While I was rolling a smoke in the disabled toilet I found a wallet bulging with cash and credit cards on the ground. And I pussed out and handed it in.

Few days later I almost got with two hookers in tijuana but I pussed out.
lol you suck
 

SongExotic2

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lol you suck
To be fair when we were in san Diego I was having another smoke in a toilet and I let one rip and followed thru a fair bit (jet lag) when we got to tj I realized I'd forgotten underwear. I was horrified at the thought of these two sexy hookers seeing skids in my undies.

These days I'd have made them wear them like a Spiderman mask
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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To be fair when we were in san Diego I was having another smoke in a toilet and I let one rip and followed thru a fair bit (jet lag) when we got to tj I realized I'd forgotten underwear. I was horrified at the thought of these two sexy hookers seeing skids in my undies.

These days I'd have made them wear them like a Spiderman mask
Stop being a pussy
 

redneck

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Watching season 3 again, I like that chozn chap, he knew how to have a good death match

Chozen is the dark horse in this.

When Terry Silver and Mike Barnes and that Colonel played by Michael Ironside from the Next Karate Kid join forces, LaRusso and Lawrence will call in the big guns.


Kreese: We have a team of unbeatable fighters.


LaRusso/Lawrence: We have a Chozen.



This shit is turning into a cross between Star Wars and the Marvel Universe.
 

SongExotic2

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Chozen is the dark horse in this.

When Terry Silver and Mike Barnes and that Colonel played by Michael Ironside from the Next Karate Kid join forces, LaRusso and Lawrence will call in the big guns.


Kreese: We have a team of unbeatable fighters.


LaRusso/Lawrence: We have a Chozen.



This shit is turning into a cross between Star Wars and the Marvel Universe.
I've got a feeling he will die. He will take the hit for team miyagi at some point to teach daniel some final lesson and leave him as the sole descendant. Chozen will save Daniel and pay for it with his life.
 

Dick Niaz

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So did I!!!

I was talking with my buddy and he mentioned the third one and I said "The one with the girl student?". Embarassing.
That was “The Next Karate Kid” and I believe Hillary Swank was the girl version of Daniel.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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That was “The Next Karate Kid” and I believe Hillary Swank was the girl version of Daniel.
I believe you're correct. When I was a youngster my old man kind of fast forwarded past Karate Kid and we went right to Bloodsport, lol.
 

redneck

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The Kreese in the Military sub-story will grow in Season 4.

The 'nam scences were set in 1965, but in the Karate Kid movies, Kreese is noted as the US Army Karate Champion 1971-72. This means that there's still 7 years of story to be told about him. I imagine that he replaces the guy that he killed as the new leader of the squadron (?) or whatever they are, and he hones his skills as he progresses.

The show has so many different storylines going on, that they could now make spin-off series that would be successful. One about Hawk, a period one about Kreese and Miyagi in the 40s, 60s, and 70s, a lesbian porn featuring Sam & Tori, the scope is endless.
 

Qat

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Did that one chick with way too much make-up on get a boob-job in-between?
Honestly looks weird.
 

Qat

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I hope you aren't talking about Danielson's wife
No no, the bad acting chick that supposedly still is in school and hates his daughter to the death for some contrived reason.
Edit: I remembered, she lost a drinking game or something. Good reason for a blood feud.

The wife is hot.
 

SongExotic2

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No no, the bad acting chick that supposedly still is in school and hates his daughter to the death for some contrived reason.
Edit: I remembered, she lost a drinking game or something. Good reason for a blood feud.

The wife is hot.
I know who you mean. I was going to write an orchestra about her tits but I accidentally stroked one out.