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BeardOfKnowledge

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HEATH VON DOOM said:
The show jumped the shark the first season. Not sure it was ever meant to be anything but mindless entertainment anyway.

I enjoyed it for what it is.
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I'm pretty sure the show was just intended to bring calling people pussies back into fashion.

It's succeeded.
 
BeardOfKnowledge

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Hauler said:
So...

Danielson's business is in trouble and they are going broke, so he books a flight to Japan?
Smart.
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So in the Kreese origin story episode.

Did it say "1955" or "1965" and they had sets from the 50s?
 
BeardOfKnowledge

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It's a good thing none of the people these kids come across did a week of grappling.
 
Hauler

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Thor Georgeos said:
Oh, I saw it.

Looked at my wife and said "You can't break an arm like that."
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From that hold you could cause some serious shoulder damage. Maybe a torn ligament or two.

That nerd was lucky Hawk didn't completely rip his arm off and smack him in the face with his own appendage.
 
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Thor Georgeos said:
Oh, I saw it.

Looked at my wife and said "You can't break an arm like that."
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Hauler said:
From that hold you could cause some serious shoulder damage. Maybe a torn ligament or two.

That nerd was lucky Hawk didn't completely rip his arm off and smack him in the face with his own appendage.
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Owen hart used to work on guys shoulders like that
 
redneck

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Fingers said:
Sadly series three has jumped the shark.

they painted themselves in a corner after the end of series 2. What was a fun wink and a nod programme has become treat me seriously.

its very shitly written. Albeit still acted well.

i managed three episodes.
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I think it jumped the shark when Daniel was taught the Dim Mak by Chozen. But I still found the series to be entertaining and well made.


That being said, a few observations and some trivia. Some of them are obvious but whatever.



****WARNING - SPOILER ALERT *****







- Chozen is the new Miyagi and the best Martial Artist in the CK universe.

- There were no Cobras among all the snakes that we saw.

- Young Kreese is played by Martin Kove's son, Jesse.

- Sam plays a 16 year old but she is really 24, and there are nudes of her online.

- The guy who young Kreese saved at the POW camp is Terry Silver, the villain from KK3. He's the guy that Kreese called in the final episode.

- Ali has a hook nose and is really not as hot as they make out.

- Daniel's wife would not have been all chummy with Ali, she'd have hated her guts.

- The drum technique is almost as bad as the Dim Mak.

- Karate can be mastered within one or two lessons. Daniel learned bo/staff fighting and pressure point techniques in a couple of hours. Sam learned bo-fighting in 10 minutes. Tori simply picked up a set of Nun-Chuks and was instantly Bruce Lee. Every Cobra Kai and Miyagi student goes from being a useless weakling to being a highly skilled fighter within a few short lessons.

- Tyler only had some "high school wrestling" but kicked the ass of a trained Traditional Martial Artist (okay, that one is probably accurate")

- Johhny Lawrence knows more about rehabilitating a cripple than the medical world does.
Miguel - "Sensei, I'm paralyzed for life"
Johnny - (Throws wheelchair out the window) - "Not anymore!"
Miguel - "Yes Sensei", (starts tap dancing.)

- The fat black chick from season 1 and 2 got fired because she was begging for money on Twitter after her boyfriend smashed her car and was charged with DUI. She set up a go-fund me, and the CK producers didn't want to be associated with her.



I'll probably watch it all again in a couple of weeks.
 
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SoupCan

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redneck said:
I think it jumped the shark when Daniel was taught the Dim Mak by Chozen. But I still found the series to be entertaining and well made.


That being said, a few observations and some trivia. Some of them are obvious but whatever.



****WARNING - SPOILER ALERT *****







- Chozen is the new Miyagi and the best Martial Artist in the CK universe.

- There were no Cobras among all the snakes that we saw.

- Young Kreese is played by Martin Kove's son, Jesse.

- Sam plays a 16 year old but she is really 24, and there are nudes of her online.

- The guy who young Kreese saved at the POW camp is Terry Silver, the villain from KK3. He's the guy that Kreese called in the final episode.

- Ali has a hook nose and is really not as hot as they make out.

- Daniel's wife would not have been all chummy with Ali, she'd have hated her guts.

- The drum technique is almost as bad as the Dim Mak.

- Karate can be mastered within one or two lessons. Daniel learned bo/staff fighting and pressure point techniques in a couple of hours. Sam learned bo-fighting in 10 minutes. Tori simply picked up a set of Nun-Chuks and was instantly Bruce Lee. Every Cobra Kai and Miyagi student goes from being a useless weakling to being a highly skilled fighter within a few short lessons.

- Tyler only had some "high school wrestling" but kicked the ass of a trained Traditional Martial Artist (okay, that one is probably accurate")

- Johhny Lawrence knows more about rehabilitating a cripple than the medical world does.
Miguel - "Sensei, I'm paralyzed for life"
Johnny - (Throws wheelchair out the window) - "Not anymore!"
Miguel - "Yes Sensei", (starts tap dancing.)

- The fat black chick from season 1 and 2 got fired because she was begging for money on Twitter after her boyfriend smashed her car and was charged with DUI. She set up a go-fund me, and the CK producers didn't want to be associated with her.



I'll probably watch it all again in a couple of weeks.
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Post the nudes penis breath
 
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