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Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Yeah it’s an outstanding suggestion but it would likely require a quarantine when I arrived and Maybe when I returned.
also i think I might already be dealing with some minor symptoms.
Just do your best to be healthy
and keep a positive mindset about it all

Vitamins, clean food, rest, etc...
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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Trump beat it in 3 days on a steady diet of Big Mac's.
I don't recommend that...The don is on some other level shit

For all we know they are spreading C19 via tainted big macs

I would eat home cooked meals from whole ingredients that way you know what your putting in da body...plus you have time to cook during quarantine
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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If I don’t get tested and get sent home get 10 days paid no questions asked.
If I get tested and positive it’s turned over to workmans comp and I have to go through investigation to get paid.
I met with the union and confirmed it’s better for me to come to work and get sent home sick as opposed to risk losing all my personal leave time.
that's just fucked up. sorry to hear it.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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As much as I understand the right to privacy, it kind of undermines introducing laws to prevent people from going out sick. You can't suck and blow at the same time.
there's no such thing as sucking, there's only blowing with negative pressure.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Oh, here I always took you for a beta. But you are simply an abnormal alpha.

Well, do stay healthy I tell ya.
Yea we all feel fine, my wife tested negative so maybe the vaccines started doing its job on the first dose. I'll probably get tested again next week to be sure I'm good to go, but they said I should quarantine for 10 days from my last exposure, that's today.
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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is there a way to find out the cycle count that you tested positive?
I can ask, but I doubt it. What I posted is all the info I have. A positive test isn't surprising in the least due to my contact for 3 days.

I've asked the doc, we will see if Splinty @Splinty answers.
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
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If that's how you know I really hope you aren't either. That being said, I'm sorry for making a joke while you were trying to swing your dick around and impress everybody.
swinging my dick around and making a joke are the opposite of mutually exclusive events.

My chemistry teacher dropped that knowledge on us my junior year in HS, when he was asked why it was called a "blowjob" if there was so much sucking involved. He didn't bat an eye and just said "because scientifically, there's no such thing as sucking. There's only blowing with negative pressure."
 

gangsterkathryn

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Oct 20, 2015
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Does your friend have those good Secular genes like me?
You know what? I’ve never asked him. He does have the look of our people, though. I shop at Walgreens often (lazy mom who doesn’t like to get her own stuff), and he’s my favorite employee there, so we are casual friends (he’s a fagela, so it’s not that kind of casual).