General Corona virus updates

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Yeah it’s an outstanding suggestion but it would likely require a quarantine when I arrived and Maybe when I returned.
also i think I might already be dealing with some minor symptoms.

Vitamin D and rest.

 

[Rambo John J]

If they're testing people as they go in, this might not be a terrible idea @MMAHAWK

It was just a joke of course

I think it is only super rich people allowed

 

[Rambo John J]

Yeah it’s an outstanding suggestion but it would likely require a quarantine when I arrived and Maybe when I returned.
also i think I might already be dealing with some minor symptoms.

Just do your best to be healthy
and keep a positive mindset about it all

Vitamins, clean food, rest, etc...

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Just do your best to be healthy
and keep a positive mindset about it all

Vitamins, clean food, rest, etc...

Trump beat it in 3 days on a steady diet of Big Mac's.

 

[Rambo John J]

Trump beat it in 3 days on a steady diet of Big Mac's.

I don't recommend that...The don is on some other level shit

For all we know they are spreading C19 via tainted big macs

I would eat home cooked meals from whole ingredients that way you know what your putting in da body...plus you have time to cook during quarantine

 

[Thuglife13]

Epidemiologist Says Influenza Cases Are Being Counted as COVID-19

 

[Filthy]

If I don’t get tested and get sent home get 10 days paid no questions asked.
If I get tested and positive it’s turned over to workmans comp and I have to go through investigation to get paid.
I met with the union and confirmed it’s better for me to come to work and get sent home sick as opposed to risk losing all my personal leave time.

that's just fucked up. sorry to hear it.

 

[Filthy]

Epidemiologist Says Influenza Cases Are Being Counted as COVID-19

do you genuinely not know what fake news looks like?

 

[Filthy]

As much as I understand the right to privacy, it kind of undermines introducing laws to prevent people from going out sick. You can't suck and blow at the same time.

there's no such thing as sucking, there's only blowing with negative pressure.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

there's no such thing as sucking, there's only blowing with negative pressure.

No.

There's no such thing as blowing, there's only sucking with positive pressure.

 

[Deleted member 1]

View: https://twitter.com/COVID19Tracking/status/1349155505097342978



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[FINGERS]

 

[ThatOneDude]

Welp, I tested positive, zero symptoms. My superior Secular genes have kept me safe.

 

[Qat]

Welp, I tested positive, zero symptoms. My superior Secular genes have kept me safe.
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Oh, here I always took you for a beta. But you are simply an abnormal alpha.

Well, do stay healthy I tell ya.

 

[Zeph]

 

[ThatOneDude]

Oh, here I always took you for a beta. But you are simply an abnormal alpha.

Well, do stay healthy I tell ya.

Yea we all feel fine, my wife tested negative so maybe the vaccines started doing its job on the first dose. I'll probably get tested again next week to be sure I'm good to go, but they said I should quarantine for 10 days from my last exposure, that's today.

 

[Filthy]

No.

There's no such thing as blowing, there's only sucking with positive pressure.

this how I know you're not a scientist.

 

[Filthy]

Welp, I tested positive, zero symptoms. My superior Secular genes have kept me safe.
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is there a way to find out the cycle count that you tested positive?

 

[ThatOneDude]

is there a way to find out the cycle count that you tested positive?

I can ask, but I doubt it. What I posted is all the info I have. A positive test isn't surprising in the least due to my contact for 3 days.

I've asked the doc, we will see if @Splinty answers.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

this how I know you're not a scientist.

If that's how you know I really hope you aren't either. That being said, I'm sorry for making a joke while you were trying to swing your dick around and impress everybody.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Welp, I tested positive, zero symptoms. My superior Secular genes have kept me safe.
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Glad you’re feeling okay and your wife is negative! I saw what my friend went through (and is still struggling with two months later) and don’t wish it upon anyone.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Glad you’re feeling okay and your wife is negative! I saw what my friend went through (and is still struggling with two months later) and don’t wish it upon anyone.

Does your friend have those good Secular genes like me?

 

[Filthy]

If that's how you know I really hope you aren't either. That being said, I'm sorry for making a joke while you were trying to swing your dick around and impress everybody.

swinging my dick around and making a joke are the opposite of mutually exclusive events.

My chemistry teacher dropped that knowledge on us my junior year in HS, when he was asked why it was called a "blowjob" if there was so much sucking involved. He didn't bat an eye and just said "because scientifically, there's no such thing as sucking. There's only blowing with negative pressure."

 

[Filthy]

this is from April Fools Day, last year.
how's the kid doing?

 

[gangsterkathryn]

Does your friend have those good Secular genes like me?

You know what? I’ve never asked him. He does have the look of our people, though. I shop at Walgreens often (lazy mom who doesn’t like to get her own stuff), and he’s my favorite employee there, so we are casual friends (he’s a fagela, so it’s not that kind of casual).