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I told her she can’t sue me
Because he’s like a Good Will Hunting janitor.
It’s gonna happen !
Did you tell her how many times you've been sued because bookshelves you assembled fell apart causing great bodily harm?
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Of course not
@Sex Chicken suing five times because his case keeps getting thrown out due to too many selfies in the filings doesn’t count.
Lol
That's not even the half of it
In that he's kind of an asshole? Yeah, we all know.
I didn’t want to put all his business out there!
@Lars R. Biden is not an asshole to me ! It’s just you guys.
But seriously. I am very thankful for my friendship with him because he puts up with my shit.
Maybe you're assholes to each other, but you're such assholes you don't realize it. Assception.
I put some washer fluid in my truck!
Canadian screws are made in china. RIP Nemo
I know how to do that, too!
Apparently he was tricking me and they’re not Canadian.
WAIT. HE TRIED TO TRICK ME, but they are actually Canadian!
Did your daughter make these foot-prints?
I sincerely ask you to not begrudge us lesser men trying to find a chink in that armor.
We know your upper body is humongous, so we have to look elsewhere to ease that hopeless depression.
Had sleet dump down last night. Woke up at 4:30 AM to spread salt on the driveway with the quad so I could make it into the office today.
Here is a pic of the driveway after a snowfall earlier this week. It's steeper than it looks in pic. It gets slick as shit with ice.
Here is a pic of the driveway after a snowfall earlier this week. It's steeper than it looks in pic. It gets slick as shit with ice.
replaced half a furlong of fence and built some quick-close panels out, that was after the picture. Plot twist: fence was rebuilt with only materials already laying around the farm, 0 Cost.
also replaced/re-arranged railroad ties for the flower bed and put new lights in the pole barn.
also replaced/re-arranged railroad ties for the flower bed and put new lights in the pole barn.
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Did an oil change on a 4wheeler and forgot to take out the drain plug cause I was on the phone with the bank getting another bank card. Changed the filter and added the fresh oil and but felt like I missed something. Started the old fucker up and it started smoking off the extra oil. Quickly realizing my stupid mistake I drained out all the oil and topped it off. It smoked for about 30 minutes running but its cleared up now.
Always fun being dumb and getting made fun off by everyone. Hopefully I wont be doing oil changes anymore
Always fun being dumb and getting made fun off by everyone. Hopefully I wont be doing oil changes anymore
I took care of my garden then got things ready for my sister to take my mother for the day. Took some shrooms and a couple shots of whiskey with my usual several joints. Fucked my new toy then took a shower. Now im tripping pretty good and listening to the black eyed peas among other tunes.
I got distracted while changing a customers oil and double filled it. Didn't check like I should have before closing the hood too. The young lady got home with a smoking car. The boss n I drove to the ladys home thinking it was steam from the snow and she was overreacting. Nope.....she cussed me out good and we towed her car back to the shop. Derp.....
Impressive work, but unfortunately it appears one of the jackasses got out.