General Insane Woke Twitter Bullshit.

[John Lee Pettimore]

Not all of us occupy the exact same spot on the political spectrum. But surely all of us here rightly hate woke Twitter wankers.

Post examples as you stumble across them, if you feel like it. Or just mainstream outlets with ridiculously inane woke takes on something.

Disclaimer 1 - if any of these are parody......... I don't have time to verify every single one of these accounts. Sorry! But let's be real - at the extreme end of woke culture, nobody can tell the difference.

Disclaimer 2 - There is no suggestion or requirement that the tweets or articles be from noteworthy sources. Random idiots on twitter is fine.

Disclaimer 3 - Not an anti-left thread. Real liberal-progressives hate these woke wankers.

Anyway.

Bill Burr's wife responded to that one.

View: https://mobile.twitter.com/niasalterego/status/1371493626895761408

We all know that these people are insane morons. That's not in question. This is just a (hopefully) continuing thread to laugh and shake our heads at them.

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[FINGERS]

The Bill Burr one is an amazing feat of metal gymnastics.

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

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[Deleted member 1]

View: https://mobile.twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1407720409991204868

 

[Speaker to Animals]

Sure hope this thread has participants that are disabled, queer, poor, gender-diverse or dogs of color.

Queer colored poorly disabled dogverse gender needs a pronoun

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

View: https://mobile.twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1407720409991204868

Libs of TikTok..... that sounds like it has potential for this thread......

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[Jesus X]

I laughed pretty hard at picturing a queer,disabled,trans poor POC dog on a kids show lol

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

For the record, I took all the tweets/screenshots in the first two posts from the Titiana McGrath Twitter account.

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[Speaker to Animals]

The Bill Burr one is an amazing feat of metal gymnastics.

I can imagine the howls of laughter that resounded in their house.

It's strange, that this person should go to such lengths only to, without realizing it maybe, invalidate many other's loving relationships.

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

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[John Lee Pettimore]

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[John Lee Pettimore]

American cops may murder people pretty much whenever they want, but the UK police have a serious problem with hatred in their ranks as well, namely the openly anti-LGBT mindset. Defund the horses!


View: https://youtu.be/TMyf6ewi7E8



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[MMAPlaywright]

I’m a white male. I apologize.

 

[Greenbean]

You've all revoked your ability to criticize this movement if you voted against trump. The left (biden admin) are enablers of this garbage.

 

[MMAPlaywright]

You've all revoked your ability to criticize this movement if you voted against trump. The left (biden admin) are enablers of this garbage.

Fuck you

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

You've all revoked your ability to criticize this movement if you voted against trump. The left (biden admin) are enablers of this garbage.

Or you could post a couple of examples of woke Twitter Bullshit, so everyone can laugh at them together.

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[Enock-O-Lypse Now!]

Easy fix, don't go on Twitter.

You have a choice to seek out the negative or the postive - if you seek the negative you become the negative, if you seek the positive you become the positive ....

Be water my friend ~ Bruce Leeroy

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

View: https://mobile.twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1407720409991204868

orrrr, its a human baby crying. and you should comfort it

 

[FINGERS]

orrrr, its a human baby crying. and you should comfort it

Did you just assume its species?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

orrrr, its a human baby crying. and you should comfort it

I've heard shaking them vigorously works well to silence their tears.

 

[steroid to heaven]

wokies might hate me for being a straight white male
but what if i identify as a fat black female lesbian vegan paraplegic?

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

wokies might hate me for being a straight white male
but what if i identify as a fat black female lesbian vegan paraplegic?

Then you can teach at any university in America.

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

I've heard shaking them vigorously works well to silence their tears.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

The Bill Burr one is an amazing feat of metal gymnastics.

I like how Nia chimes in.

 

[Deleted member 1]

You've all revoked your ability to criticize this movement if you voted against trump. The left (biden admin) are enablers of this garbage.

Quite the contrary.
It is the whole Left that lead to Trump and then trump being equally out of touch with a majority of Americans that lead to Biden.
I've no love lost for the insanity of the woke Left. Divide everyone into a label eventually breeds gross things like white identity groups that have a history of simply being racist supremacy groups.

We all ought reject the extremes but we are currently just recoiling and swinging pendulums as far opposite to compensate.

orrrr, its a human baby crying. and you should comfort it

White lady* human baby crying