General So that didn't take long.... AFGHANISTAN

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SongExotic2

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I think it's a prime opportunity to smash the Taliban..now they are all out they holes and on the offensive we should launch the biggest air offensive ever seen and smash them to pieces. Then let the afghans mop up the dregs and be done with it.
 

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They captured a Afghan military base yesterday. 50 armoured vehicles were left behind for them.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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Afghanistan isn't considered the Middle East but that is a nitpick.

The West isn't the only player in town. Afghanistan is as much a India v Pakistan proxy war as it is anything else.

The Arabs, Turks, Russians, and Iranians are all having a go at each other throughout the Middle East. It's still a big clusterfuck of meddling even if the big swinging dick leaves the party. It would look much the same.
I'm more than happy to watch Russia and China have to fight each other in proxy wars.
 

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Why did we wage a war in Afghanistan again?
Well it's never been drilled. Look at the countries nearby. Iran. Saudi. Qatar. It's highly likely they is a deep cache of magic carpets buried in the mountains. Lucrative industry.
 

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Bruv, we were there to get Bin Laden. Bin Laden been got. Case closed.
That dusty old wizard cunt din do nuthin. It was the Saudis..I thought this was common knowledge now. However the who guise of the operation was to get him and launch a war on terror.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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That dusty old wizard cunt din do nuthin.
I'm operating on what we were told in 01. We were told "We go to Afghanistan to get the cave wizard." If we get the cave wizard, or decide the cave wizard isn't there, we leave.

If you say "I want a Flake bar so bad I'd murder a hooker for one. I'm going down to grab one at Marks and Spencer." and they don't have any when you get there, you leave. You don't go "Well, fuck I really wanted a Flake bar, but I should probably just stay here indefinitely keeping the staff away from the Marmite."
 

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I'm operating on what we were told in 01. We were told "We go to Afghanistan to get the cave wizard." If we get the cave wizard, or decide the cave wizard isn't there, we leave.

If you say "I want a Flake bar so bad I'd murder a hooker for one. I'm going down to grab one at Marks and Spencer." and they don't have any when you get there, you leave. You don't go "Well, fuck I really wanted a Flake bar, but I should probably just stay here indefinitely keeping the staff away from the Marmite."
I had an orange Yorkie bar a couple hours ago. It reminded me of the flake. Good chocolate bars. Lots of orange flavour limited edition at the minute. Yorkie used to make some great sexist adverts.


View: https://youtu.be/8GVXnyD93qc
 

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What is it with the English and orange flavored chocolate? Like those disgusting Terry's chocolate oranges.
Terry's chocolate orange is great. They realease one at Xmas that has all kinds of flavours. Milk chocolate. Dark chocolate. Popping candy. Carmel. Rice crispy style. It's great.
 

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Terry's chocolate orange is great. They realease one at Xmas that has all kinds of flavours. Milk chocolate. Dark chocolate. Popping candy. Carmel. Rice crispy style. It's great.
Haven't had one in years but it is good shit

Haven't had a good orange cream cookie yet though
 

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Haven't had one in years but it is good shit

Haven't had a good orange cream cookie yet though
Have a look on Amazon. If it isn't a million bucks to order one from there I'll have a look in town and get you one
 

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What is it with the English and orange flavored chocolate? Like those disgusting Terry's chocolate oranges.
With some limited exceptions, UK and by extension, Australian, candy is disgusting compared to North American candy.

Don't produce the fancy European shit. Don't produce the delicious American sugary shit. Just produce shit.

In general, the only thing the British should be proud of is producing much better former colonies than itself. Like an alcoholic, deadbeat dad whose children go on to achieve great things anyway.
 

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With some limited exceptions, UK and by extension, Australian, candy is disgusting compared to North American candy.

Don't produce the fancy European shit. Don't produce the delicious American sugary shit. Just produce shit.

In general, the only thing the British should be proud of is producing much better former colonies than itself. Like an alcoholic, deadbeat dad whose children go on to achieve great things anyway.
North American candy is fucken revolting. I'd rather eat a dead hookers pussy. And don't you step to talking shit about the UK, you live in its prison created for fucken mongaloid and spastics we diddnt want here.


Go practice bowling, as if anyone doesn't think cricket is wank, ya dipshit.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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With some limited exceptions, UK and by extension, Australian, candy is disgusting compared to North American candy.

Don't produce the fancy European shit. Don't produce the delicious American sugary shit. Just produce shit.

In general, the only thing the British should be proud of is producing much better former colonies than itself. Like an alcoholic, deadbeat dad whose children go on to achieve great things anyway.
Accurate analogy.