What manly sh!t have you done today?

[TheFifthScallop]

Got a little buzzed last night and got the wife to give me a massage. In the middle of it, I started spinning a little bit, but was able to keep it under control. When she finished, she thought she was going to get some wiener. I rolled to my back and fell asleep.

Maybe the most manly shit I’ve ever done.

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

Today the goat found a weak spot in the gate and escaped out of its field and into our backyard. Missus woke me up and told me to go deal with it. I cornered the goat, grabbed her by the horns, dragged her back into the field, and then fixed the gate.

??

 

[Filthy]

Got a little buzzed last night and got the wife to give me a massage. In the middle of it, I started spinning a little bit, but was able to keep it under control. When she finished, she thought she was going to get some wiener. I rolled to my back and fell asleep.

Maybe the most manly shit I’ve ever done.

i hope you snored.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

i hope you snored.

Of course I did.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Just finished giving her some wiener. I’m on a roll.

 

[Grateful Dude]

Went mountain biking while trying to ignore a rib injury. Went and jumped in the lake after the ride to cool down. One of the guys brought an e-foil and I attempted to ride that. It was tricky, but I was starting to get the hang of it. But that e-foil experience definitely pissed off my hurt ribs haha. Feels at least twice as bad as it did first thing this morning, so I’m sure that’s a sign of good things happening in there…

but the e-foil was worth it. I wasn’t cruising around like a pro, but kind of getting the hang of it.

for those that may not be familiar, and e-foil is like a short surf board with a motor on it, and when you get going you’re lifted out above the water.Kind of a wild sensation to be floating up above the water

anyway, rib injuries can go fuck themselves. This shit always takes forever to heal. I’m going to go eat some edibles and chill.

 

[Sex Chicken]

Some teens out front of the Beer Store were making fun of my mask, so I tore my sleeves off. Things got real quiet, real quick.

 

[The Big Guy]

I shot an iguana in the face

I threw a heavy glass tabletop into a dumpster

Scratched my balls a few times too. Time for a shave

 

[member 3289]

I shot an iguana in the face

Air rifle? 15 cal?

 

[The Big Guy]

Air rifle? 15 cal?

.22

 

[Filthy]

bought an ankle holster

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

bought an ankle holster

For your lipstick?

 

[Filthy]

For your lipstick?

for my strap-on

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

for my strap-on

I'm holding out until they make one that will hold both. The working name for the prototype is the "De La Hoya".

 

[Filthy]

I'm holding out until they make one that will hold both. The working name for the prototype is the "De La Hoya".

"strap-on" is what I call my moderately-effective cloth mask.

 

[Gully Foyle]

Made a steak tips and mushrooms omelette like a champ

 

[Filthy]

no hot water last night, pilot lit but thermistor wouldn't close.
took a cold shower, got up in the morning, tested thermistor and it was 0mV
thought that was weird because they don't usually blow open...
but I found a tiny door-reset sw that had popped. Gave it a stern talking and fixed the water heater

 

[member 1013]

My neighbour is renovating his pool house with his son. He asked if I could
Make him a circular window jamb

So I did

@Hauler @ShatsBassoon @MMAHAWK
Q @Qat

rip me apart

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

My neighbour is renovating his pool house with his son. He asked if I could
Make him a circular window jamb

So I did

@Hauler @ShatsBassoon @MMAHAWK
Q @Qat

rip me apart

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That's not even circular. It's round.

 

[member 1013]

That's not even circular. It's round.

Touche

 

[member 1013]

My neighbour is renovating his pool house with his son. He asked if I could
Make him a circular window jamb

So I did

@Hauler @ShatsBassoon @MMAHAWK
Q @Qat

rip me apart

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@Splinty behold the professionalism

 

[Dick Niaz]

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I hope my cock ring was helpful as your measurement guide. Can you ship it back soon, though?

 

[member 1013]

I hope my cock ring was helpful as your measurement guide. Can you ship it back soon, though?

I’m having trouble finding a decent shipping price , thing is heavy

 

[Filthy]

I hope my cock ring was helpful as your measurement guide. Can you ship it back soon, though?

i wondered what that little hole in the middle was for...

 

[Deleted member 1]

@Splinty behold the professionalism

Yesterday somebody asked me, "what's your trade?"

I immediately guffawed.
"Please sir, I'm a professional"

As I walked away leaving him with his jaw on the floor, the on looking crowd began a slow clap that slowly turned into a thunderous roar.

He'll never confuse me for a tradesman again.