General COVID Darwin Awards
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it's not too late, COVID.
don't give up!
a lot of this really shakes your faith in Natural Selection.
Oh he got “bar” bars 🤣
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Spinning Hellbows.
I use humor a lot to push down the sad. When my grandma was dying the week of my 22nd birthday, I really didn’t know how to handle it. My whole family met up in southern Oregon to see her off, and when my family was in the living room crying about it, the only emotion I could give was laughter. “Of course she has to die the week of my birthday. Fucking, Loretta. Always stealing my thunder”. I have family members who still won’t talk to me after that. For fuck sake. Loretta would have thought it was funny.
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This is very sad.
www.cnn.com
A nurse's training didn't protect her from vaccine misinformation. Now, she's one of the victims of Covid-19 | CNN
Natalie Rise was a registered nurse in Idaho who loved her job as a home health care worker before she decided to stay at home with her special-needs twins, according to her brother, Daryl Rise.
I've always had to stifle because my sense of humor isn't for everybody. But I'm pretty broad when it comes to humor, it's part of how I approach things.
In a tough situation, I'll judge everybody else in the room to be too anxious or upset, and I'll be the one who isn't losing my shit. Or I'll crack a joke nobody likes. Fuck em.
Then there are people who have odd nervous reactions to unpleasantness, laughter at a funeral say.
I've been calculating which of my friends will be able to handle my gallows humor when the time comes for it...
I can’t think of anybody here who thinks you’re funny.
...misplaced hostility? What? Bad morning?
It’s fight day and my T levels are off the charts. I’m not apologizing to anyone.
Half of unvaccinated workers say they’d rather quit than get a shot – but real-worlddata suggest few are following through
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Half of unvaccinated workers say they'd rather quit than get a shot – but real-world data suggest few are following through
While surveys have shown a large share of unvaccinated workers threatening to quit over a mandate, the reality is few actually do.
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‘Germs are not a real thing’: Fox News host says he hasn’t washed hands in 10 years
Pete Hegseth denies existence of germs, saying: ‘I can’t see them, therefore they’re not real’
www.theguardian.com
Pete Hegseth denies existence of germs, saying: ‘I can’t see them, therefore they’re not real’
'Germs are not a real thing': Fox News host says he hasn't washed hands in 10 years
Pete Hegseth denies existence of germs, saying: ‘I can’t see them, therefore they’re not real’
www.theguardian.com
Fuk u
Sign the waiver. I’m begging you.
Okay, I don't mean to make a fuss.
I am the same as you - I make jokes at funerals and whenever really tough or upsetting things are happening. But my family usually forgives me eventually and is only really permanently mad at me for never having my act together enough to send thank-you cards for anything (giving someone a gift shouldn't be assigning homework!!).
I am much better online and always censoring myself - ever since I made the Brock Lesnar astronaut joke (which I didn't think was that bad) and the pr guy from ufc at the time got mad at me.
I don't think your joke was bad for a funeral tbh - I'm surprised anyone in your family even remembers it.