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BJTT-Rizzo

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Feb 16, 2015
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Let me tell you a little story that may help you out if you have to pay for the part.

When I was in high school, my mother was in a live-in Christian read home. I lived with my grandparents and would go visit my mother whenever I could. The rehab home was in an old mansion and had guests houses so family could stay and visit for the whole weekend.

One weekend when I went to visit mom, the ladies (it was an all female place) were going out to hand out cookies to hookers and asked if I wanted to ride along.



I said yes, because I wanted to give cookies to hookers.

We all pack into the church van, and head to a place called Hunts Point in the Bronx. The ladies of the night were not what I'd imagined.

Anyway, the van broke down in the middle of the night in this sketchy hood and I was pretty scared. I was 15 years old and this was before cell phones. So someone in the van says, "Go get Howey Baby."



Howey Baby was the name of the pimp and in a few minutes a Cadillac parked on the other side of the street. The girl driving the van was the councillor, so she gets out and goes over to the pimps Cadillac.

We waited for what felt like ages. The Councillor comes back and tells us help is on the way. Howie Baby had a bag phone.



At this point we are freezing as its winter in New York.

A crack head shoes up and talks to the pimp, comes and tries to start the van, looks under the hood, then says "Be right back".

He runs around the corner. Yes runs. And we hear a car alarm go off. The crack head runs back with something in his hand and puts it under the hood.

He starts the van and we blast the heat on high and get the hell out of there.

Thanks Howie Baby.
Lol!
 

SongExotic2

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Bet that crackhead knows what Butt2butt means. You should track him down
 

SongExotic2

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Chief


You know what needs to be done. Do the right thing and copy paste that bad boy and the circle will be complete
 

Chief

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Rip Community Chit Chat :sleepy:

I remember walking through the woods when I was about 11 years old with my buddy Delvon, and we happened upon a large knotted rope hanging from a tree. The sort of thing you'd find on the banks of a creek for swinging and dropping into the water. Only there was no water. There were however large sand piles and it was just as fun swinging from the rope and flying down a small embankment onto the sand hills.

We visited that site in the woods often on the weekends. One day while exploring these woods, we happened upon a small, 3 foot high tin and cardboard shack. It was scary so we stayed away. One day, we saw two pretty, slightly older girls there... and a guy. This interested my pre-pubescent brain, but not enough to stimulate adventure or risk harm, so I continued to stay away.

Some time later, Delvon told me he'd stopped by the shack and had sex with the girls. I remember feeling mixed emotions of jealousy, confusion and inadequacy. My knee-jerk response to Delvon was "Me too".

He asked me what we did. "Everything", I lied.

His follow up question perplexed me for many years to come... it still does if I'm being honest.

"Did you do butt to butt?", he asked.

"Yes" I lied.
 

SongExotic2

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Posted by the chief on community chit chat.
Sep 27,

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I remember walking through the woods when I was about 11 years old with my buddy Delvon, and we happened upon a large knotted rope hanging from a tree. The sort of thing you'd find on the banks of a creek for swinging and dropping into the water. Only there was no water. There were however large sand piles and it was just as fun swinging from the rope and flying down a small embankment onto the sand hills.

We visited that site in the woods often on the weekends. One day while exploring these woods, we happened upon a small, 3 foot high tin and cardboard shack. It was scary so we stayed away. One day, we saw two pretty, slightly older girls there... and a guy. This interested my pre-pubescent brain, but not enough to stimulate adventure or risk harm, so I continued to stay away.

Some time later, Delvon told me he'd stopped by the shack and had sex with the girls. I remember feeling mixed emotions of jealousy, confusion and inadequacy. My knee-jerk response to Delvon was "Me too".

He asked me what we did. "Everything", I lied.

His follow up question perplexed me for many years to come... it still does if I'm being honest.

"Did you do butt to butt?", he asked.

"Yes" I lied.
 

SongExotic2

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I was totally okay reading that twice.

Chief @Chief , you, obviously, have the best stories.
He dropped this shit out of the blue on us. The response was priceless. Think it's around page 20 on community chit chat (or look for the date 27 sept)

It was one of those moments for the ages. Akin to Jimmy snuka jumping off that cage before he murdered that chick and vince covered it up for him
 

SongExotic2

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So what are you people doing? I restarted the leftovers as I shut it off last night because I wasn't really watching. Probably have to do it again tomorrow as I'm also on here and looking for new cars.

My dad has offered me his toaster (Honda element ) if the repair is a long one or I just want to get rid of that piece of shit

I'mulling it over
 

SongExotic2

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I'm also semi conscious of a presentation I've gotta do tomorrow at work. But fuck that I'll wing it, as long as I sound assured in my bullshit nobody will know
 

gangsterkathryn

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Oct 20, 2015
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So what are you people doing? I restarted the leftovers as I shut it off last night because I wasn't really watching. Probably have to do it again tomorrow as I'm also on here and looking for new cars.

My dad has offered me his toaster (Honda element ) if the repair is a long one or I just want to get rid of that piece of shit

I'mulling it over
I like that the Elements are so roomy.
 

Chief

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So what are you people doing? I restarted the leftovers as I shut it off last night because I wasn't really watching. Probably have to do it again tomorrow as I'm also on here and looking for new cars.

My dad has offered me his toaster (Honda element ) if the repair is a long one or I just want to get rid of that piece of shit

I'mulling it over
Hopefully the repair is quick and cheap.

I'm about to turn the tv off and get some sleep since I have to be up at 4am.

I have a love/hate relationship with The Leftovers.
 

SongExotic2

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I like that the Elements are so roomy.
I borrowed it before and I love that car. The standard 7 speaker sound system he got with it is dope too. Really nice. I had to lie at the time and tell him it's a piece of shit, otherwise he would give it me and buy a new car. (My dad's a real tightwad, this was the first car he got new in his life, and he still feels bad about it) my gf got a stick shift Toyota yaris and he drove it and loved it. So he actually went and got 9ne just the same so now it's a spare if I need it.