General COVID Darwin Awards

[Freeloading Rusty]

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

Hundreds of millions of doses of vaccines administered, yet hospitals aren't being overrun with vaccine side effect victims. I guess it's just random coincidence that every antivaxxer I know says they have friends and family who are suffering horrific reactions. Of the tiny number of hospitalised reactions, what are the odds that they'd all have friends on my Facebook list?

The worst reaction to the vaccine that anybody I know had, was........ me.

I felt headachey and sore for about 12 hours, and called into work sick that night. Next day I woke up and felt fine.

Aaaaaaaand....... that's it.

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[Thuglife13]

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

He's dead now.

Of covid.

The prayer warriors and prayer chains and MAGA slogans did absolutely nothing to help his proudly unvaccinated dumb ass, it turns out.

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[Speaker to Animals]

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Equating things isn't her strong suit.

Don't think Magic was out there to butt fuck.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

He's dead now.

Of covid.

The prayer warriors and prayer chains and MAGA slogans did absolutely nothing to help his proudly unvaccinated dumb ass, it turns out.

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My sympathy is gone like our rights

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

My sympathy is gone like our rights

After a certain point, fuck him. He got what he deserved.

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[Freeloading Rusty]

Equating things isn't her strong suit.

Don't think Magic was out there to butt fuck.

I didn’t realize HIV was passed through the air!

 

[Speaker to Animals]

I didn’t realize HIV was passed through the air!

If you think it at someone for a few minutes, you can give it to them by mind meld.

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

If you think it at someone for a few minutes, you can give it to them by mind meld.

BOOM, you have HIV.

When life gives you AIDS, you make LemonAids.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

BOOM, you have HIV.

When life gives you AIDS, you make LemonAids.

"But doctor, how did I get the virus?"

"Was there anyone thinking a lot nearby you recently?"

 

[member 1013]

Where my prayer warriors at?!?

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

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[BeardOfKnowledge]

Equating things isn't her strong suit.

Don't think Magic was out there to butt fuck.

Johnson retired because of his HIV.

 

[Speaker to Animals]

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Does that say "fappist"?

If so I need that shirt