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John Lee Pettimore

John Lee Pettimore

Further south than you
May 18, 2021
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JakePaulsBeard said:
Sir, we're still largely being given the same solutions today that we were almost 2 years ago.
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And we still have millions and millions and millions of selfish, stupid fuckwits who will unquestioningly buy into every single braindead conspiracy meme, and who will take a childish joy in deliberately helping to spread the plague.

My city has been covid-free for 18 months. No mask mandates, no social distancing, no lockdown. But it's here now. Why? Because two "muh freedoms!" selfish anti-vax conspiracy fuckwits - both unvaccinated - came down carrying the disease. Unvaccinated, never downloaded the contact tracing app, never signed in anywhere they went, and kept spreading covid around the city even as they were displaying symptoms. But they knew better than everyone who told them to just stay the fuck home if they didn't NEED to come here! And stay the fuck home if you're displaying flu symptoms!

But nope, they knew better.

And now covid is here, and dishonest, hypocrite pricks like you will point to us and tell us that we did all we've done and the scientists and the department of health and our leaders failed us. Well, fuck you. Stupid, selfish cunts that you constantly make excuses for have fucked us all. It's not Fauci that is dragging this shit out. It's sparkuri and Thuglife13 and millions and millions and millions of those clowns.

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BeardOfKnowledge

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
61,480
56,761
Pak protector said:
Largely.
But impossible to implement perfectly.

If everyone would just voluntarily stay indoors for two weeks.
Again, an impossible non solution... but it would work.

Ah well. I avoid human contact at all costs anyways, and wouldn't mind if masking became a voluntary public standard.

Gross, disgusting people getting their filthy finger prints everywhere, pawing and touching and fondling.
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Mass testing would be fairly easy to accomplish, and we were told that was the mitigation plan once we had enough tests. Now we have enough tests and only test people who are close contacts or have symptoms.
 
Speaker to Animals

Speaker to Animals

encephalopathetic
May 16, 2021
8,161
7,370
JakePaulsBeard said:
Mass testing would be fairly easy to accomplish, and we were told that was the mitigation plan once we had enough tests. Now we have enough tests and only test people who are close contacts or have symptoms.
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It's been un-doable.
We have a bloom in the local homeless shelters. Just a disaster. I'm very much hoping I don't get a kidney stone or my appendix says fuck you.
 
Speaker to Animals

Speaker to Animals

encephalopathetic
May 16, 2021
8,161
7,370
Qat said:
My personal doctor told me I'm strong like superman.


I don't know why but I believe me yo.
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Your self confidence is an inspiration to me.

But your upper lip looks weird, like a warehouse full of underpaid CG artists removed a mustache.
 
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Qat

QoQ
Nov 3, 2015
16,379
22,495
Lars said:
Why did you fink I had a mail order bride? That hurt bruv.
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I figured you were doing all the manly fun stuff so intensely, the females are an afterthought. Like ordering some boxers from a catalogue. It'll prolly fit.

Obviously a joke my man. She is prolly a gem and you don't deserve her.
Tell her I said hi!
 
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Qat said:
I figured you were doing all the manly fun stuff so intensely, the females are an afterthought. Like ordering some boxers from a catalogue. It'll prolly fit.

Obviously a joke my man. She is prolly a gem and you don't deserve her.
Tell her I said hi!
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She’s a big old broad, and she likes to wield it. But I enjoy going home to my plain home, to my plain wife and a plain dinner.
 
Filthy

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,500
29,658
John Lee Pettimore said:
It's not Fauci that is dragging this shit out. It's sparkuri and Thuglife13 and millions and millions and millions of those clowns.

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Fauci started this AND he's the person most responsible for dragging it out, for his own selfish interests.
I feel like that's been lost on you.
 
BeardOfKnowledge

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
61,480
56,761
Filthy said:
Fauci started this AND he's the person most responsible for dragging it out, for his own selfish interests.
I feel like that's been lost on you.
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"We never funded gain of function research."

What about this report?

"That report is being misrepresented we never funded gain of function of concern research."
 
Leigh

Leigh

Engineer
Pro Fighter
Jan 26, 2015
10,912
21,059
JakePaulsBeard said:
Sir, we're still largely being given the same solutions today that we were almost 2 years ago.
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Yeah, very little has changed. If only a solution could be implemented that would drastically reduce hospitalisations and deaths. But alas, nothing in almost 2 years.FB_IMG_1635581665324.jpg
 
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