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Limpy

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When I was about 14 I was jerking in the basement and my brother came home. He didn't catch me because my pants were undone and I didn't have time to do them up so I grabbed the towns newspaper that was beside me and I put in on my lap like I was reading it. He sat there and watched tv for over an hour as I pretended to read a small town newspaper. I was in his sight the whole time so I couldn't just do up my pants without him noticing. Fun times!!
 

gangsterkathryn

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Right around that, yes. I did the condom talk around 12 or 13 and provided them at 15. My wife handled the talk with my daughter and got her a bc shot at 15.
Honestly, I think I could handle a girl.
I was very careful when I was young. With my first boyfriend, though, the condom got stuck twice and I freaked out.
My baby daddy had a vasectomy when he was young. Obviously, it reversed, if it actually happened.
 

Chief

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Honestly, I think I could handle a girl.
I was very careful when I was young. With my first boyfriend, though, the condom got stuck twice and I freaked out.
My baby daddy had a vasectomy when he was young. Obviously, it reversed, if it actually happened.
I gotta throw a flag on Tha vasectomy. He just said that so he wouldn't have to use a condom.
 

Limpy

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The other name was a screen name bet?
No it was my lame yet sneaky way to get back onto the OG. I was known as a lot of screen names on there and I was getting banned all the time because Man Vs Net is a childish admin. I went as Ich liebe katzen meaning I love cats in german as a joke on my old sn which I have currently. The whole SN was PND/ILoveCats/KatyPerrysBoobs/80cent/UGCTT. so dumb lol
 

Chief

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Gotcha bro. I was only there for 5 years and only chatted with a few people when I was on night shift.
 

Qat

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I did the condom talk around 12 or 13 and provided them at 15.
Provided? Did you give him different sizes and let him try? I could see that being weird, but if you do it, you have to go the whole nine yards I guess.

I was very careful when I was young. With my first boyfriend, though, the condom got stuck twice and I freaked out.
Yes, girls can be thrown off by so many things, and sometimes their freak-outs are just... idiotic.
I was with a girl once and didn't have condoms on me, but she did. I wanted to get some since suspected it wouldn’t work, but she didn't want to wait. And well, they didn't fit.
She called me an idiot and tried it herself a couple times (with force and those dumb nails, it hurt!). Only to explode then.
I mean, you could take the situation with a laugh and just do something different, or actually get the right condoms. But she started yelling at me and threw me out like in the movies with clothes flying after me. Just outside her room though and luckily nobody else was around (shared flat), but still.

Makes you feel like a broken toy! But its also funny after a while. :D
 

gangsterkathryn

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Provided? Did you give him different sizes and let him try? I could see that being weird, but if you do it, you have to go the whole nine yards I guess.


Yes, girls can be thrown off by so many things, and sometimes their freak-outs are just... idiotic.
I was with a girl once and didn't have condoms on me, but she did. I wanted to get some since suspected it wouldn’t work, but she didn't want to wait. And well, they didn't fit.
She called me an idiot and tried it herself a couple times (with force and those dumb nails, it hurt!). Only to explode then.
I mean, you could take the situation with a laugh and just do something different, or actually get the right condoms. But she started yelling at me and threw me out like in the movies with clothes flying after me. Just outside her room though and luckily nobody else was around (shared flat), but still.

Makes you feel like a broken toy! But its also funny after a while. :D
I didn't freak on my ex, just spent the time between periods nervous.

I had the not fitting condom happen once. It was so strange, the condom bubbled and squeezed his dick. I felt terrible but I didn't get mad about it.
 

Chief

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Q @Qat no. I just gave them a regular box of Trojans, explained how to properly put one on, which they knew already, and told them to come to me with any questions, which neither did.