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Splinty said:
But it's not. That's just some dorks that never served and sit around cheerleading their ironic social politics using the military as to foment emotion in easily triggered suburbanites.

Professionalism has always been part of the military. Social media has expanded the scope in which you may find yourself making public statements. Public statements in and out of uniform have always had some amount of limitation once you sign up. Social media has very specific rules that you must follow if you are going to serve.
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“If da army wuz still mean to gay ppl they would have winned Afghanistan!” - GOP
 
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Splinty said:
But it's not. That's just some dorks that never served and sit around cheerleading their ironic social politics using the military as to foment emotion in easily triggered suburbanites.

Professionalism has always been part of the military. Social media has expanded the scope in which you may find yourself making public statements. Public statements in and out of uniform have always had some amount of limitation once you sign up. Social media has very specific rules that you must follow if you are going to serve.
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Behold, ten advantages of a woke military! Educate yourself, bigots!

1) Military outfits will finally get the fashion attention they deserve: At sunset when the sky is pink, you’ll blend right in with those pretty pink uniforms.

2) It’s pretty tough to shoot someone who’s prancing: It’s why the CIA was unable to assassinate Fidel Castro. Allegedly.

3) Enemies will surrender after seeing how courageously inclusive we are: No one can withstand the might of 3,400 genders united under a mighty pride flag.

4) The enemy can’t shoot transgender troops because that would be a hate crime: America’s UN Ambassador is also working to have it recognized as a war crime.

5) Soldiers will still kill people of color in third-world countries, but at least they’ll maybe feel a little bad about it: All invasions must be handled with the utmost dignity and respect toward the native peoples we blow up.

6) Weapons are only designed to kill two genders: With non-binary and dragonkin on the front lines there will be zero casualties.

7) Female military units will become much stronger with the addition of trans woman combatants: It's the testosterone.

8) We will finally be prepared for intercontinental ballistic microaggressions: Countermeasures can be safely launched from Twitter.

9) After they're defeated and captured, the enemy will be DESTROYED by vicious editorials in the prison camp newsletter: Never underestimate the power of a passive-aggressive editorial team.

10) Maybe the Chinese army will die laughing at us: At the very least their laughter will give away their firing position. Then we can descend upon them with intense shaming.

Aren't you glad our military is adding weeks onto boot camp to help our servicemembers to get WOKE?
 
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Cody said:
Behold, ten advantages of a woke military! Educate yourself, bigots!

1) Military outfits will finally get the fashion attention they deserve: At sunset when the sky is pink, you’ll blend right in with those pretty pink uniforms.

2) It’s pretty tough to shoot someone who’s prancing: It’s why the CIA was unable to assassinate Fidel Castro. Allegedly.

3) Enemies will surrender after seeing how courageously inclusive we are: No one can withstand the might of 3,400 genders united under a mighty pride flag.

4) The enemy can’t shoot transgender troops because that would be a hate crime: America’s UN Ambassador is also working to have it recognized as a war crime.

5) Soldiers will still kill people of color in third-world countries, but at least they’ll maybe feel a little bad about it: All invasions must be handled with the utmost dignity and respect toward the native peoples we blow up.

6) Weapons are only designed to kill two genders: With non-binary and dragonkin on the front lines there will be zero casualties.

7) Female military units will become much stronger with the addition of trans woman combatants: It's the testosterone.

8) We will finally be prepared for intercontinental ballistic microaggressions: Countermeasures can be safely launched from Twitter.

9) After they're defeated and captured, the enemy will be DESTROYED by vicious editorials in the prison camp newsletter: Never underestimate the power of a passive-aggressive editorial team.

10) Maybe the Chinese army will die laughing at us: At the very least their laughter will give away their firing position. Then we can descend upon them with intense shaming.

Aren't you glad our military is adding weeks onto boot camp to help our servicemembers to get WOKE?
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You should go teach them to war
 
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Cody said:
Behold, ten advantages of a woke military! Educate yourself, bigots!

1) Military outfits will finally get the fashion attention they deserve: At sunset when the sky is pink, you’ll blend right in with those pretty pink uniforms.

2) It’s pretty tough to shoot someone who’s prancing: It’s why the CIA was unable to assassinate Fidel Castro. Allegedly.

3) Enemies will surrender after seeing how courageously inclusive we are: No one can withstand the might of 3,400 genders united under a mighty pride flag.

4) The enemy can’t shoot transgender troops because that would be a hate crime: America’s UN Ambassador is also working to have it recognized as a war crime.

5) Soldiers will still kill people of color in third-world countries, but at least they’ll maybe feel a little bad about it: All invasions must be handled with the utmost dignity and respect toward the native peoples we blow up.

6) Weapons are only designed to kill two genders: With non-binary and dragonkin on the front lines there will be zero casualties.

7) Female military units will become much stronger with the addition of trans woman combatants: It's the testosterone.

8) We will finally be prepared for intercontinental ballistic microaggressions: Countermeasures can be safely launched from Twitter.

9) After they're defeated and captured, the enemy will be DESTROYED by vicious editorials in the prison camp newsletter: Never underestimate the power of a passive-aggressive editorial team.

10) Maybe the Chinese army will die laughing at us: At the very least their laughter will give away their firing position. Then we can descend upon them with intense shaming.

Aren't you glad our military is adding weeks onto boot camp to help our servicemembers to get WOKE?
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I just looked this up because it's so cringeworthy. It's too bad the author didn't put their name on it. I would love to see the dork that actually thought this was good humor.
 
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Splinty said:
I just looked this up because it's so cringeworthy. It's too bad the author didn't put their name on it. I would love to see the dork that actually thought this was good humor.
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His name is Cody
 
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Splinty said:
I just looked this up because it's so cringeworthy. It's too bad the author didn't put their name on it. I would love to see the dork that actually thought this was good humor.
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I'm glad you enjoyed it.
 
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Cody said:
What a the distracting from?

Hillary's russian collusion hoax and spying?
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All the fucked up shit going on in our own countries and continent.

Lotta very important stories and recently released documents being swept under the rug right now.
 
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Baby Yod said:
All the fucked up shit going on in our own countries and continent.

Lotta very important stories and recently released documents being swept under the rug right now.
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That moment when you have Putin on speed dial to create a diversion

 
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Qat said:
That moment when you have Putin on speed dial to create a diversion

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More images emerge of shelling in eastern Ukraine

More images emerge of shelling in eastern Ukraine

(Press Service of the Popasna Town Civil-Military Administration/Handout via REUTERS)

Local residents stand next to a building, which according to Ukraine's local officials was damaged by shelling, in the town of Vrubivka, Ukraine, on Thursday.
 
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Ukrainian military officer says soldiers are responding to artillery shelling in Eastern Ukraine
A Ukrainian Joint Forces Officer tells Fox News' Trey Yingst his soldiers are responding to artillery shelling in Eastern Ukraine. The officer said the exchange of fire is ongoing at this hour.
The officer added that one Ukrainian solider was injured, along with three civilians.
The Ukrainian solider is in serious, but stable condition.
 
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