General Travels and Trips
- Thread starter Sex Chicken
- Start date
Dod you order it well done?
just dodged a 2+ hr line at the airport. Air Canada sent me an email yesterday about the wait being 1-2 hrs, get to the airport 3 hrs early, add 1.5hr if you're checking bags. My business class ticket skipped a lot of the line, but it was still pretty deep at baggage screening, had a "left/right" choice and chose line to the left.
2 min later the line attendant comes by and checks our boarding passes, I'm still at the end of the line.
<points at me> OK! Everyone turn around and go through the NEXUS line". Bang, i'm front-of-the-line and no one is offended.
I'm getting NEXUS as soon as I get home, and I might make business class a condition of consulting in Canada.
US isn't quite as bad, but it's going to be nuts this summer. NUTS.
2 min later the line attendant comes by and checks our boarding passes, I'm still at the end of the line.
<points at me> OK! Everyone turn around and go through the NEXUS line". Bang, i'm front-of-the-line and no one is offended.
I'm getting NEXUS as soon as I get home, and I might make business class a condition of consulting in Canada.
US isn't quite as bad, but it's going to be nuts this summer. NUTS.
and apparently a Tape Measure counts as "electronics" in Canada.
They keep pulling it out of my luggage and asking if it's electronics. This time the lady told me that next time I should just take it out and put it in the bin with my laptop/phone.
They keep pulling it out of my luggage and asking if it's electronics. This time the lady told me that next time I should just take it out and put it in the bin with my laptop/phone.
“Boss, get over here and look at this thing. I’d almost believe it were real, if it measured in Meters.”
I
And it's metric. 30m.
Literally what happened. <takes out of box, inspects closely> "Hey Tanya! Whatcha know aboot dis? Ever seen one?"
And it's metric. 30m.
@Dick Niaz Flight delayed, because every flight on Air Canada is delayed, so here's a pic of the technological marvel.
Flight delayed, because every flight on Air Canada is delayed, so here's a pic of the technological marvel.
View attachment 67722
On the bright side, you can make a little cash during the delay. Set up a dick measuring station.
Flight delayed, because every flight on Air Canada is delayed, so here's a pic of the technological marvel.
View attachment 67722
(Pro tip: charge extra to measure from the balls side, if they want a little extra length).
The funny part is, they never flag the laser measure that's next to it.
Air Canada is the worst airline in the world.
Flight delayed, because every flight on Air Canada is delayed, so here's a pic of the technological marvel.
View attachment 67722
It does look like a mine.
Flight delayed, because every flight on Air Canada is delayed, so here's a pic of the technological marvel.
View attachment 67722
They should have questioned you thoroughly imo!
I've flown on them 4 times in the last 3 weeks, every flight left at least 30m late. 2 also sat on the tarmac when we landed.
To be fair to them, the issue as far as I'm aware is Pearson rather than Air Canada. That just happens to be their hub.
Well that’s the way they do it. If you don’t like it, stay home.
Don't join Hilton. I was a diamond platinum member but when I didn't stay for a year, back to zero. All points gone. I had had fucken gazillions as well, I gifted 2 members a week's stay I never could've used them all then the cocksuckers deleted them all. So fuck Hilton. And I'm banned from all club Carlson. Marriott is shite. I'll just have to rent a caravan from jippos if need a place.
My buddy had this thing he could tag me on and we'd just breeze through TSA. And because we flew business, in Qatar we would be escorted through the checkpoint past literally hundreds of people. It was kinda awkward.fuck em.just dodged a 2+ hr line at the airport. Air Canada sent me an email yesterday about the wait being 1-2 hrs, get to the airport 3 hrs early, add 1.5hr if you're checking bags. My business class ticket skipped a lot of the line, but it was still pretty deep at baggage screening, had a "left/right" choice and chose line to the left.
2 min later the line attendant comes by and checks our boarding passes, I'm still at the end of the line.
<points at me> OK! Everyone turn around and go through the NEXUS line". Bang, i'm front-of-the-line and no one is offended.
I'm getting NEXUS as soon as I get home, and I might make business class a condition of consulting in Canada.
US isn't quite as bad, but it's going to be nuts this summer. NUTS.
they delayed me flying out of Phoenix.
twice.
Direct to Toronto?
I don't have to stay home, you realize there are other places that aren't the US and Canada?
is the education system as fucked up in Canada as the health care system?
Like I said, Pearson. No reason to take off if you've got nowhere to land. I've flown Air Canada without having to use Pearson and it's been fine
Schweppes is cat piss.