General Jesus christ buying a house today is stupid

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Cornhole Champ

Formerly 'kvr28'
Nov 22, 2015
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Not me but helping my daughter purchase her first home, she had to take an online class to get a first time purchaser credit, insurance company, title company, lending bank don't communicate to each other and are all asking my daughter for the same documents.

The mortgage industry is not what it once was, anyone else going through this?
 

VFR

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Feb 10, 2020
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Capitalism!

Just tell them she identifies as a non binary person of color, probably get the house for free after that.
 

Charms434

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Jun 6, 2015
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Bro. I just bought a house in Taxachusetts. Regular needs work ranch. 640k. Prices are insane. Fortunately me and the misses do relatively ok but fuckk.
 

Cornhole Champ

Formerly 'kvr28'
Nov 22, 2015
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It's a 20 year old double wide with an attached garage on just under 2 acres in the middle of nowhere. It's her boyfriend's great grandmother's home but he doesn't have the credit to buy it. I had a stern talking to him that you realize this is my daughter's home not yours. He understands. My daughter even said if they broke up she would move out and either sell it or rent it to him.

There is still plastic wrap on everything in one of the bathrooms from the install. The place is immaculate.

Paying 108,000 for it. Which is crazy to me with how the market is insane right now.
 

Peruvian Necktiez

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May 1, 2017
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Just tell them she identifies as a non binary person of color, probably get the house for free after that.
On my son's RBC Training Ground application for sponsorships i said YES (to identify as person of colour) lol

under description I put Asian slash Latino

LFG
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Bro. I just bought a house in Taxachusetts. Regular needs work ranch. 640k. Prices are insane. Fortunately me and the misses do relatively ok but fuckk.
$640 !!!

Does it come with a yacht?
 

Ramon Maroni

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It's a 20 year old double wide with an attached garage on just under 2 acres in the middle of nowhere. It's her boyfriend's great grandmother's home but he doesn't have the credit to buy it. I had a stern talking to him that you realize this is my daughter's home not yours. He understands. My daughter even said if they broke up she would move out and either sell it or rent it to him.

There is still plastic wrap on everything in one of the bathrooms from the install. The place is immaculate.

Paying 108,000 for it. Which is crazy to me with how the market is insane right now.
I dont think 108 is bad at all

I live in a very rural area in NY and that would be cheap even for here
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #ASSBLOODS
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Jan 16, 2015
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He was born in a stable, it's been 2000 years now, let the man get on the market.
 

MountainMedic

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Sep 28, 2017
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Not me but helping my daughter purchase her first home, she had to take an online class to get a first time purchaser credit, insurance company, title company, lending bank don't communicate to each other and are all asking my daughter for the same documents.

The mortgage industry is not what it once was, anyone else going through this?
I'm just staggering around all punchy from the prices people are asking. 500sf, sinking into the ground uninhabitable shitboxes for $200-250k.

Its absolutely insane.
 

Cornhole Champ

Formerly 'kvr28'
Nov 22, 2015
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I dont think 108 is bad at all

I live in a very rural area in NY and that would be cheap even for here
It's not a bad deal at all, it also has a paved driveway




She is just starting to piss me off asking for my advice and help, when I give it to her she argues with me. My wife just sits there shaking her head saying you two are too much alike.
 

Cornhole Champ

Formerly 'kvr28'
Nov 22, 2015
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28,239
I'm just staggering around all punchy from the prices people are asking. 500sf, sinking into the ground uninhabitable shitboxes for $200-250k.

Its absolutely insane.
It's insane, my wife is thinking about selling the cabin with these prices, I refuse to. I'll airbnb it before that.
 

Fan_of_Fanboys

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Feb 9, 2015
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I'm so glad I bought in February 2020. Right as rates started to drop but before prices skyrocketed and bidding wars. Pure luck

I couldn't afford to buy a house in my neighborhood now and it's been just under five years.
 

Fan_of_Fanboys

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Feb 9, 2015
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It's not a bad deal at all, it also has a paved driveway




She is just starting to piss me off asking for my advice and help, when I give it to her she argues with me. My wife just sits there shaking her head saying you two are too much alike.
Could fit a pool in that garage.
 

Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
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Just declare her an illegal immogrant
Shell get all kinds of free stuff, including a taxpayer funded house
 

Uncle Tom Doug

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Jun 24, 2022
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It's a 20 year old double wide with an attached garage on just under 2 acres in the middle of nowhere. It's her boyfriend's great grandmother's home but he doesn't have the credit to buy it. I had a stern talking to him that you realize this is my daughter's home not yours. He understands. My daughter even said if they broke up she would move out and either sell it or rent it to him.

There is still plastic wrap on everything in one of the bathrooms from the install. The place is immaculate.

Paying 108,000 for it. Which is crazy to me with how the market is insane right now.
They just slapped up a doublewide on the other side of a fence/wall for a neighborhood of million dollar+ homes right down the street from me. The lot is less than a quarter of an acre. They're asking $240,000 and I bet they'll get it. Some retard from NY or NJ will think it's a steal.
 

Cornhole Champ

Formerly 'kvr28'
Nov 22, 2015
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My old place more than doubled.

Unfortunately, everything else seems to have tripled in the same 14yrs.
That's the thing people want to sell because of the high market and I ask them what are you going to find that is comparable for cheaper. Blank stare.