I could use that around the house. Folks would think I'm listening to them.I'd have my head looking like the living tribunal:
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Fuck being eaten by a mountain lion, there you are wandering about looking at trees and shit, then BOOM faceplant, claws teeth, crunch, darkness. Sneaky fuckers wouldn have the decency to rough you up like a bear would.
At least a mountain lion will kill you before it starts eating you. A bear will just start eating while it lies on top of you to hold you down. That is much worse. You just have to hope it starts eating a vital area first, because if it starts on a leg or an arm, that's going to take a while.
But you might be able to draw your hand cannon in the scramble and light him up. Mountain lion don't scramble.
Edit- Obviously in the non internet world I'd collapse to a fetal position and weep until help or death came.
Ain't no scramble happening once a 600 kg bear is lying on top of you.
Scrambled man meat.
completely agree about the lion. I am in the woods on at last 1 day a week and 100% I would rather run into a bear than a lion. with the bear you have a chance to defend. a lion....you are dead before you even know whats up. and mountain lions RARELY attack grown adults. but I am 5'6 so I watch the fuck out lol.
watch the movie Backcountry. its about a couple going a weekend backpacking trip in the Canadian wilderness.....and a bear starts to hunt them.
Is that the movie where the guy kills a bear with a spear wedged in a rock?
You'll see him coming though, so after you've stopped wetting yourself while he's charging, you can fumble uselessly for your gun, the when he hits top control it's point blank gut shots from bottom. It's fool proof.
wanna know the only way to out run a bear? incapacitate the guy next to you. thats the only way.
no, that is The Edge.....but I am basically Anthony Hopkins in that movie but without the endless riches. (or so I tell my wife and myself)
Backcountry came out just last year and when the bear attacks, its easily the most gruesome thing I have ever watched in a movie, it made me nauseous. I may squint and turn away, but never feel sick to my stomach.
Present jugular.
I told my wife that I only had to run faster than her and she got mad lol.
Can you make fire with ice?
and this children is the correct technique for poking the bear.
tell her to transfer that anger into motivation to become ben johnson.
'twouldn't be a bad song either.
£1 Fish?
They all die.
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ya, cougars etc aint got shit on Tigers. FUCK THAT. I have a friend who is Indian and when I first took him hiking I told him about bears, cougars etc. he looked me dead in the eye and said something like "I'm all good, i once watched a guy in school get eaten by a tiger on a school trip".
WTF?!?!
Sure, since you're offering.
Motherfucker do I look like a non reader to you?