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DiSmAnTLeR

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Apr 5, 2016
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Grabbed some materials for home reno's, rolled coal on a douchebag tailgater in a fucking KIA, and then mean mugged when he finally passed.

RED DEER!!!
 

SongExotic2

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Jan 16, 2015
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I turned 30 and got drunk. Went to hard rock cafe. A puerto rican restaurant then a 5 star vacation resort. They had a zagat rated spanish restaurant there. I went to the bar and got a creme brulet (dont know how to spell that frog shit) diddnt like it. Watched archer.


Woke up right now at 0615 because im too hungover to sleep.


Meh
 
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Punch

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I turned 30 and got drunk. Went to hard rock cafe. A puerto rican restaurant then a 5 star vacation resort. They had a zagat rated spanish restaurant there. I went to the bar and got a creme brulet (dont know how to spell that frog shit) diddnt like it. Watched archer.


Woke up right now at 0615 because im too hungover to sleep.


Meh
I hate that feeling.
 

SlapheadGiraffe

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Jun 21, 2016
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Went on an outdoor pursuits day.
Knife throwing, axe throwing, clay pidgeon shooting, crossbow, archery, hand pistols.

Or a normal Sunday as it's known in some parts of the US ;)
 

SongExotic2

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Jan 16, 2015
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Had the beer shits in a fancy restaurant. One of the nicest bathrooms i iver tore up

8.5/10

Turd of excellence award
 

jason73

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Jan 15, 2015
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I helped my stepfather put together a BBQ that he was given as a retirement gift a couple weeks ago
 

Ballzy

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Jun 3, 2016
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I swallowed a whole peach pit today. And not on purpose. I like to get all the fruit off the pit, so I had it in my mouth and half assed chewed on it. All of a sudden, it scooted to the back of my throat, and in a fraction of a second, I unwittingly decided to swallow it instead of choking. I contorted and twisted...swallowing like a duck all the while the jagged end was gauging my esophagus all the way down to my stomach.
Long story short. I didn't throw it back up because I didn't want a repeat of the pain it caused on the way down.
If there is a need I WILL provide proof via pics of the evidence.
 
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Punch

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I swallowed a whole peach pit today. And not on purpose. I like to get all the fruit off the pit, so I had it in my mouth and half assed chewed on it. All of a sudden, it scooted to the back of my throat, and in a fraction of a second, I unwittingly decided to swallow it instead of choking. I contorted and twisted...swallowing like a duck all the while the jagged end was gauging my esophagus all the way down to my stomach.
Long story short. I didn't throw it back up because I didn't want a repeat of the pain it caused on the way down.
If there is a need I WILL provide proof via pics of the evidence.
Ain't that shit poisonous? Macho.