Look at it as an opportunity to meet a new girl. One you like better. Every negative action has a positive reaction
Or some shit
Or some shit
National Park service
You lucky bastard. I have a buddy who is a Park Ranger. He's trying to get in with those guys. Right now he's state.
It's a great gig I ain't gonna lie, tell him to just gotta keep applying. I got lucky and got in my first time which doesn't happen often but I had a great resume fir the type of work I'm doin
Do you get to fuck the animals?
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Showered in cold mountain water (I refuse to hike with swampy ass) then hiked/rucked through the nearby foothills all day on less than 1 ltre. of water. Threw a log across the stream because some girl didn't want to get her expensive hikers wet. Didn't shit myself when a some pony-sized dog snuck up on me to sniff my arse. Have recently opted for beer and the internet instead of examining what exactly is oozing out of my toes.
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I had a needle stuck into two of my vertebrae.
Maybe not that manly, but these shots aren't exactly fun. Most people take the rest of the day off. I went back to work because I'm not a pussy.
Maybe not that manly, but these shots aren't exactly fun. Most people take the rest of the day off. I went back to work because I'm not a pussy.
Chainsaws are just plain fun.
I unfucked that equipment i broke.
Last time that maintenance happened it took 2.5 days.
I did it in 7 hours because im gangster
Last time that maintenance happened it took 2.5 days.
I did it in 7 hours because im gangster
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She's a real beaut, homie.Bought a new handgun
Should've punched that cunt imo.
I like it. 45 is a bit much, but I'm an old Colt 1911 guy (emphasis on old), and just too set in my ways to go down to a 9 mm as my primary carry
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I should have added that:
Resisted the urge to throw the silly broad in the stream for being so impossibly ridiculous....at first it was kind of cute and somewhat endearing but then it was "oh come on, ffs you're wearing hiking boots and the water won't even make it to your ankles!" Dutifully, I did not commit assault.
He's talking about the dog.
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WTF, that's what dogs do, they walk up and sniff arses. And to be fair, we were right outside the property, which in a dog's mind, IS his property.
I guess that's what women do too, they freak out about dumb shit and then don't blink at cleaning something all day because "company is coming over."
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Me.