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Lord Vutulaki

Banned
Jan 16, 2015
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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: When I see a link on Facebook that piques my interest, then when I click on it it opens up to a goddamn slide show that inevitably has a different cocksucker advertisement on every page. There is no list in the world that is going to make me click the next slide 20 fucking times. I open a link and see its a slideshow, I close it immediately. JUST PUT EVERYTHING ON ONE FUCKING PAGE!!!!!

Honestly how many FB friends do you have?
 

Shinkicker

For what it's worth
Jan 30, 2016
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My friend, Helen, who is technically challenged, tries to argue with Siri. Then wants to explain her side of the argument to me. Like she wants me to pick sides. Wtf
 

Jesus X

4 drink minimum.
Sep 7, 2015
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Lol you got pinked again, what does one have to to to be pinked on sherdog you get "yellowed"
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Well my fun's over, huh?

Welcome back, Mix :D
There was a time where I would have accused PND of unpinking me because he was disapproving of me taking a stand against beast cancer. But I did say I would try to play nice, so, of course I won't say that. ;-)
 

Shinkicker

For what it's worth
Jan 30, 2016
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I hate when people say "hangry". Then proceed to tell you that it means they are so hungry, they are getting angry.

I hear it every fucking day, I tell ya.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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I feel bad for Rhianna. She only found out that Chris Brown was cheating on her when she found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Ok, I'm done for the day. Good night.
 

Shinkicker

For what it's worth
Jan 30, 2016
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I have a few friends that want to party with me tonight for my birthday. The two friends that initially set up the partying tonight want it to be "just us".

This is why I have very few female friends.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
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I have a few friends that want to party with me tonight for my birthday. The two friends that initially set up the partying tonight want it to be "just us".

This is why I have very few female friends.
You should assert your dominance over them by taking a dump on their floor.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: Faggot motherfuckers who veto trades in fantasy football leagues. I have bye week hell coming up, and I need a WR to cover it. So I was looking at Cameron Meredith who has been a target monster the last two weeks as he could fill the void that is inevitably right around the corner for Nonconsensual Anal Invasion - my team - and offered up either Tevin Coleman, as I am stocked at RB or Derek Carr. But Cam is on his bye week, how does dropping your other QB help you? Thats what these whiny fucks ask. Fuck, I'll pick up Cousins vs. fucking Detroit for a week and then I won't be fucked at WR in the next couple weeks. These goddamned week minded simpletons fail to see the big picture and only look at today! I doubt these fucktards can color within the lines. God damned fucking idiots. I hate them all. (And these are people I generally like, but I want to smash their skulls with a claw hammer right now. Everyone paid 100 bucks to play in the fucking league, that buys you the right to run your team how you see fit. One of these fuckwads didn't change their line up for the first 5 weeks of the season last year, and he was welcomed back - which I was opposed to. Absentee ownership is a far greater issue than if I make a trade that you don't see the upside to. I hate everyone. Goodnight, and gods bless.
 
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Lord Vutulaki

Banned
Jan 16, 2015
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What pisses me off is wop waiters who dont understand the need for paragraphs

No slurs please. -:alien:
 
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HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
17,277
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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: Faggot motherfuckers who veto trades in fantasy football leagues. I have bye week hell coming up, and I need a WR to cover it. So I was looking at Cameron Meredith who has been a target monster the last two weeks as he could fill the void that is inevitably right around the corner for Nonconsensual Anal Invasion - my team - and offered up either Tevin Coleman, as I am stocked at RB or Derek Carr. But Cam is on his bye week, how does dropping your other QB help you? Thats what these whiny fucks ask. Fuck, I'll pick up Cousins vs. fucking Detroit for a week and then I won't be fucked at WR in the next couple weeks. These goddamned week minded simpletons fail to see the big picture and only look at today! I doubt these fucktards can color within the lines. God damned fucking idiots. I hate them all. (And these are people I generally like, but I want to smash their skulls with a claw hammer right now. Everyone paid 100 bucks to play in the fucking league, that buys you the right to run your team how you see fit. One of these fuckwads didn't change their line up for the first 5 weeks of the season last year, and he was welcomed back - which I was opposed to. Absentee ownership is a far greater issue than if I make a trade that you don't see the upside to. I hate everyone. Goodnight, and gods bless.
You should go straight over to that mother fuckers house and light a bag of dogshit on fire on his porch and play ding dong ditch. Then while he is putting out the shit fire you should throw eggs at that asshole. Maybe plan on banging his wife after you beta him like that.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
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Already fucked his wife. The rest would just be icing, my icing, on the cake, which is slang for her face.
 

Mix6APlix

The more you cry, the less I care.
Oct 20, 2015
12,918
13,408
What pisses me off is wop waiters who dont understand the need for paragraphs
My rants don't have paragraphs when I spew them forth. They shouldn't in written word either.

And why is this guy calling me a wop ok with mods? Don't get me wrong, I don't give a shit. He can call me whatever and I'm not going to cry about it. But if poster X calls poster Y a nigger they would get pinked in a second. Where is the line that can't be crossed?