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Shinkicker

Shinkicker

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HEATH VON DOOM said:
Sounds more like you need to go across the street and MILF that dude so you arent so frustrated.
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I like the way you think. :kissingheart:

Except he is too young. I don't care how much porn he has watched, doesn't mean he knows how to apply what he has learned.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Let me tell you what pisses me off today: This Calphalon's self sharpening knives commercial. I'm watching Chopped Challenge of Champions - 5 episodes. Every god damned commercial break I see this:



First, I call bullshit on this on general principle. Second, why the fuck would I want such a thing. I love sharpening my own knives, as anyone who enjoys cooking should. If you need these, you probably think the microwave is a great way to cook a steak. If anyone has these, I would love to hear your thoughts on the matter. My thoughts are these knives can kiss my fat white ass.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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Mix6APlix said:
Let me tell you what pisses me of today: People who use umbrellas when it's barely raining. Or, quite frankly, ever. It's water for fucks sake. Who cares if you get wet? Do you think your hair looked that good to begin with? Spoiler alert: it didnt. Water is the most essential element for human survival, and IT FALLS FROM THE SKY, and people act like it ruins their day.

The only time I enjoy watch some ass face with an umbrella is when there are strong gusts of wind, and the umbrella becomes a giant hinderance, breaks, and they toss it in the nearest garbage can. That's when I think "You just leveled up at life my friend", but sadly I know most will be buying a new one from Walgreens before the sun sets.

Umbrellas are for pussies.

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And that's the bottom line.
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Saw at least 10 umbrellas get broken today. Fucking hysterical. At least another 25 get turned inside out. Now don't get me wrong, it was raining hard at times 25-30 mph winds don't care about that.
 
SongExotic2

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Did you know they are making a sequel to Mary poppins?
 
Shinkicker

Shinkicker

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My friend plays her stereo and tv with sound at the same time, in the same room. Who does that?
 
Disciplined Galt

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Mix6APlix said:
I don't drink until it's dark outside. Luckily I woke up before the sunrise.
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555 I actually was up pre-dawn today I am waiting 'til noon I reckon. Hemingway style. I've had to remotely guide a battered housewife on safely evading har abusive boyfriend for 4 more days in Thailand. A good friend of mine asked me to and now the abusive dude is going to have a welcoming committee when they're back in Stockholm. This is the second time I am doing this with this girl for a different friend, I am itching for my friends to stop friend-zoning themselves with stupid bitches.

Yesterday I started before dawn. I like being daydrunk.
 
Mix6APlix

Mix6APlix

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This. This is the Tacoma Narrows bridge. Due to poor design, it created a a Von Karmen vortex, which in turn destroyed the bridge. Fuckface McFuckerton left his dog in the car. I hope he died in horrible fashion.
 
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