General John2054 megathread: my name was just mentioned on live uk national radio, cool huh?!

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Leigh

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No troll. That's the scary part Leigh @Leigh


Bang on b00ts @the_b00ts I said a similar thing to @Splinty earlier today.

Can we bring back the dump, so all of these shit posts are contained?
Rename it as "The John" though.
So @Splinty tells me. I don't believe it. I have a lot of trolling experience and John is a troll. Doesn't bother me but understand that he's posting to get a reaction.
 

yuki2054

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I swear to god im not a troll, despite whatever my handle may say. I really do have relationship problems. and I really am a second degree black belt at the ancient martial art of patient's jujitsu. You don't seriously believe I just made that name up myself, to claim these credentials,, come on, COME ON! seriously, I also have completed billions of computer games, as I said on other threads,

and I really did persuade the president not to go all in on Syria. which is a poker term, which means to go all out. instead, he has had the common sense, to keep the cards close to his chest, and not get bogged down, in yet another middle eastern catastrophe.

There is more to be said, but every time I open my mouth, you guys say bullshit comes out. So what can I do now? I know, let's sing you a little song: 'Leave me alone, I broke me phone'.

Thanks!
 

yuki2054

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Come Throbbie Fart, even my cat thinks you look a bit like me! Or should that be, you look a bit like you?!? (lol)
 

yuki2054

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I guess so. It's too bad. I'm sure you'll find a new girlfriend.
no i have dumped charli, because i have made a deal with this new one. but i think she is a bit nervous. god knows why? lol. it's like i am trying to use her, to get her round my little finger, and she loves it! lol. It's not actually possible that girls/women enjoy sex, and attention as well?

Come on. Splinty, you should know of all people, that the female body is only capable of making babies, and female orgasm only achievable by bb cocks, and no other means right>?

LOL oh my god. she loves it!>>>>