General John2054 megathread: my name was just mentioned on live uk national radio, cool huh?!

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yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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Why does she keep her coat on to fuck?
the photo was taken after we shagged, and talked for 3/4 hours, and when she was about to drive me home. and yes she does have a nice car, and yes she is a good driver. actually i bet she can drive all of you waste men under table. OKAY?
 

yuki2054

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Nov 8, 2016
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you know, fuck it man, she was good. i never had a woman like that, we took it in turns, and then both went in. seriously, it was like, something magical.
 

silentsinger

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Jun 23, 2015
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the photo was taken after we shagged, and talked for 3/4 hours, and when she was about to drive me home. and yes she does have a nice car, and yes she is a good driver. actually i bet she can drive all of you waste men under table. OKAY?
Did you roll her in flour to find the wet spot?
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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Did you roll her in flour to find the wet spot?
i talked dirty to her earlier on the phone, and that did it, then i gently sucked her clitorus and vag rims and she liked that too. god damn. it's not just the sex though. she also is really caring and considerate towards me. god bless her.
 

Lukewarm Carl

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Aug 7, 2015
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the photo was taken after we shagged, and talked for 3/4 hours, and when she was about to drive me home. and yes she does have a nice car, and yes she is a good driver. actually i bet she can drive all of you waste men under table. OKAY?
Am I a waste man? You seem to be a waist man.

And no... In fact it is not OKAY with me.
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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Am I a waste man? You seem to be a waist man.

And no... In fact it is not OKAY with me.
and so i will ask you politely, and god forbid make it the last time, what the fuck are you and your army going to do about it? Fuck off, buy yourself a bitch, or have a wank, and stop checking out my cute girl friend, cos listen now, you couldn't afford this meat!
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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we chatted a bit on facebook, then were in bed on the third meeting, that's not bad is it?