General John2054 megathread: my name was just mentioned on live uk national radio, cool huh?!

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yuki2054

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Nov 8, 2016
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Its in the word, the right side! Don't let em fool you.
yes over here you are supposed to drive on the left. But at least by keeping to the middle, i was getting the best of the both worlds? It was so fun. i just hope he doesn't read this thread, cos i don't think he will be too happy if he sees it! lol
 

SongExotic2

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How did you meet this one?


And why isn't she charging you?
 

yuki2054

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How did you meet this one?


And why isn't she charging you?
just on the internet facebook. we were chatting for a while, then i called her fat which pissed her off, then we made up and yesterday we got it off. today we met, and chilled. tomorrow we are going to meet again, and i will take some more chinese viagra again, and do it with her again. i just hope that they don't put me back in hospital, to spoil my fun? hopefully with didi on my arm, we can help avoid that....
 

SongExotic2

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just on the internet facebook. we were chatting for a while, then i called her fat which pissed her off, then we made up and yesterday we got it off. today we met, and chilled. tomorrow we are going to meet again, and i will take some more chinese viagra again, and do it with her again. i just hope that they don't put me back in hospital, to spoil my fun? hopefully with didi on my arm, we can help avoid that....
Sounds like true love. You hear anything from the wife lately? Or you been to busy
 

yuki2054

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Sounds like true love. You hear anything from the wife lately? Or you been to busy
i think my wife has blocked me. u don't understand, the sex i had with didi yesterday, even though it only lasted around 20/30 minutes, was the best sex I have EVER had. there is no going back from here.
 

Freeloading Rusty

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Jan 11, 2016
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just on the internet facebook. we were chatting for a while, then i called her fat which pissed her off, then we made up and yesterday we got it off. today we met, and chilled. tomorrow we are going to meet again, and i will take some more chinese viagra again, and do it with her again. i just hope that they don't put me back in hospital, to spoil my fun? hopefully with didi on my arm, we can help avoid that....
Johnny boy is throwing down some PUA game theory.
 

Nemo?

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i think my wife has blocked me. u don't understand, the sex i had with didi yesterday, even though it only lasted around 20/30 minutes, was the best sex I have EVER had. there is no going back from here.
Oh so now you have a wife?

When I asked aboot her you acted confused.

You better change your profile pic before you respond to this or I can't take you seriously anymore...ok.....nice one.
 

yuki2054

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Oh so now you have a wife?

When I asked aboot her you acted confused.

You better change your profile pic before you respond to this or I can't take you seriously anymore...ok.....nice one.
she moved out about a month ago. and it has seriously been the best month of my life! lol oh my
 

yuki2054

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LMAO


If you are rhyming, why did you put ho there instead of whore?
change of plan. im getting bored. i want to know if she will let me go round there later, cos im bored. it's going to answer phone right now, but she should call me back. she normally does.
 

SongExotic2

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Leave her a message about Chinese via
change of plan. im getting bored. i want to know if she will let me go round there later, cos im bored. it's going to answer phone right now, but she should call me back. she normally does.
Viagra
 

yuki2054

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You said u take Chinese Viagra. Most stuff I can think of that comes from China is cheap tat.
not this one. i get it from a specialist uk dealer, and i was taking a risk when i brought it, the first time. given that they aren't allowed to tell you anything about the drugs on the website just the name. this one is called horny goat weed. you can use your imagination. but boy, it is a killer! lol
 

BJTT_Kiwi

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Jun 25, 2015
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just fuck off mate. she may appear a bit fat, but actually it is the light. say anything bad about her again, and i will personally send donald trump ANOTHER email, asking him to take care of you. Are you afraid? fucking idiot
That is no way to talk to a lady.
How rude.



Manners, young man.