General John2054 megathread: my name was just mentioned on live uk national radio, cool huh?!

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yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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i'm going to bed now guys. i think i am going to ask her to just chill with me tomorrow, maybe fuck again on sat.
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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On what? All the pies?
just fuck off mate. she may appear a bit fat, but actually it is the light. say anything bad about her again, and i will personally send donald trump ANOTHER email, asking him to take care of you. Are you afraid? fucking idiot
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
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just fuck off mate. she may appear a bit fat, but actually it is the light. say anything bad about her again, and i will personally send donald trump ANOTHER email, asking him to take care of you. Are you afraid? fucking idiot
John:
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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maybe, but look at who just nailed a hot chick, and look who is the one crying about it on the net, with his friends, who he is going to meet one day! lol u crack me up really.

Anyway listen, fuck off, im going to bed now

its gone 4am in the morning, and i am supposed to be having a driving lesson in under 6 hours.

night.
 

Yuki Nakai's Eye

Slow in the head, Quick in bed
Sep 2, 2015
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Listen mate, please stop talking about your sex life, what's wrong with your attitude, good luck!
 

silentsinger

Momofuku
Jun 23, 2015
21,038
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maybe, but look at who just nailed a hot chick, and look who is the one crying about it on the net, with his friends, who he is going to meet one day! lol u crack me up really.

Anyway listen, fuck off, im going to bed now

its gone 4am in the morning, and i am supposed to be having a driving lesson in under 6 hours.

night.
How many 'articles' of Cosmo do you read before going to sleep?
 

jason73

Auslander Raus
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
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just fuck off mate. she may appear a bit fat, but actually it is the light. say anything bad about her again, and i will personally send donald trump ANOTHER email, asking him to take care of you. Are you afraid? fucking idiot
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
3,226
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funny story, i forgot i had a driving lesson this morning. so i drunk half a bottle of beer. plus i was a bit tired cos i only got 6 hours sleep last night, then i had the lesson, and he stopped it after an hour, cos he knew something was wrong. i tried going from 2nd to 5th, and was steering like a maniac.

ffs, it was so much fun!
 

Qat

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Nov 3, 2015
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You drive on the wrong side of the road anyway. You should stand strong and drive on the right side!