I'm Half way through no 5 you wanna hear my toast or what?
6 is probably my limit.
6 is probably my limit.
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Also, if the thing suggests a word you go with it if it's even close to your intended meaning. I have figured out that communicating when drunk (and I'm not talking yuppie fag drunk) has nothing to do with what or how you say something. It's mostly to reaffirm you exist. This is why proper winos scream stuff seemingly at random. There's method to the madness tho.
Also, if the thing suggests a word you go with it if it's even close to your intended meaning. I have figured out that communicating when drunk (and I'm not talking yuppie fag drunk) has nothing to do with what or how you say something. It's mostly to reaffirm you exist. This is why proper winos scream stuff seemingly at random. There's method to the madness tho.
Also, if the thing suggests a word you go with it if it's even close to your intended meaning. I have figured out that communicating when drunk (and I'm not talking yuppie fag drunk) has nothing to do with what or how you say something. It's mostly to reaffirm you exist. This is why proper winos scream stuff seemingly at random. There's method to the madness tho.
Shit man, I have been wrong about this whole thing. Just fell out of the matrix. Also, I am on a PC, so I got no correction bullshit, all just bare bone action.
Also, if the thing suggests a word you go with it if it's even close to your intended meaning. I have figured out that communicating when drunk (and I'm not talking yuppie fag drunk) has nothing to do with what or how you say something. It's mostly to reaffirm you exist. This is why proper winos scream stuff seemingly at random. There's method to the madness tho.
I am still uneducated of what an irish toast is btw.
Yes. Yes!
Here's to you
Here's to me
May we never disagree
But if we do
To hell with you
Here's to me!
(Us to the world, not me to you)
Then you chink glass and drank (correct spelling, I.e. Not a sip, you chug.)
Here's to you
Here's to me
May we never disagree
But if we do
To hell with you
Here's to me!
(Us to the world, not me to you)
Then you chink glass and drank (correct spelling, I.e. Not a sip, you chug.)
I was just on a train heading back from a high powered meeting when the Australian version of you came walking through the train scaring the mothers, students and other high powered execs on the train but not me, years of dealing with you on the net have put me at ease in these situations.
Firstly its the middle of winter here but the antipode version of
@Galt was barefoot, shirtless and looking for some change or a fight. After trying to make eye contact with the other passengers asking for change then punching the walls of the train when they ignored him this racist homeless piece of shit walked right past me without even asking for anything. Just because im a shitskin doesnt mean Ive got less money than homeless meth addict white people FFS. So I go "Oi mate" he turns and glares at me, I then pick up the fiver I dropped next to me and said "You dropped this mate" and handed to him, then I ask if he wants a smoke, course he does so I hand him about 10 carefully making sure I dont touch his yellow and brown fingers, he grabs them off me takes a step back and tells me to "go back to your own country" to which I reply "Im an aboriginal" not sure if the other passengers bursting out laughing gave me away or my refined Apu from the Simpsons and the dreaded South Seas cannibals features gave me away but he replies "No YOU'RE FUCKEN NOT YOUR A FUCKEN BOMB CHUCKING TERRORIST" so I reply "Alrighty Galt" gigling to myself at yet another inside joke the mods here wont get and ran off the train at the lovely Meadowbank Station (first place we lived when arriving in Australia and where I park my car when I have to head into town due to the free and ample commuter parking and close proximity to the city itself)
@Leigh @splity
@Wild approve my shit please guys.
Thanks for the toast. I had some bad news to deal with today, but I was laughing my balls off thanks to you and the other degenerates on here.
Well I'm on my sixth and final....
Hold your beer up....
Here's to it to them that do it,
Damn the man that can't do it!
As to those who won't do it,
they should be tied to it and made to do it!
Birds do it and fly,
bees do it and die.
Kings and queens do it and sigh.
But I can't do it and I'll tell you why:
Because I've promised to be true.
But I'll tell you what I will do,
I'll lie still while you do
Hold your beer up....
Here's to it to them that do it,
Damn the man that can't do it!
As to those who won't do it,
they should be tied to it and made to do it!
Birds do it and fly,
bees do it and die.
Kings and queens do it and sigh.
But I can't do it and I'll tell you why:
Because I've promised to be true.
But I'll tell you what I will do,
I'll lie still while you do
Best you can hope for is to learn something good from bad news.
Sounds like the dude has your measure. He played it perfectly, taking advantage of your insecurity over your complexion.I was just on a train heading back from a high powered meeting when the Australian version of you came walking through the train scaring the mothers, students and other high powered execs on the train but not me, years of dealing with you on the net have put me at ease in these situations.
Firstly its the middle of winter here but the antipode version of
So I go "Oi mate" he turns and glares at me, I then pick up the fiver I dropped next to me and said "You dropped this mate" and handed to him, then I ask if he wants a smoke, course he does so I hand him about 10 carefully making sure I dont touch his yellow and brown fingers, he grabs them off me takes a step back and tells me to "go back to your own country" to which I reply "Im an aboriginal" not sure if the other passengers bursting out laughing gave me away or my refined Apu from the Simpsons and the dreaded South Seas cannibals features gave me away but he replies "No YOU'RE FUCKEN NOT YOUR A FUCKEN BOMB CHUCKING TERRORIST" so I reply "Alrighty Galt" gigling to myself at yet another inside joke the mods here wont get and ran off the train at the lovely Meadowbank Station (first place we lived when arriving in Australia and where I park my car when I have to head into town due to the free and ample commuter parking and close proximity to the city itself)
Its probably why I post so much racist shit huh? a deep seated inferiority complex over my godforsaken skin color.
That and the fact I dont like zipperheads much and wish the US would bomb the fuck out of latin America those cocaine exporting, flaming queer like dancing beaners
This is how one runs out of second chances - Splinty.
Wha are you getting up to now?
Trying to get splinty to stop hating me
The best I can do in that regard is, "may your arsehole fester" I used to know the Gaelic for that but it being a dead language I'm loosing my command of it.Wish@Sweets was here. We need some cool Irish toast that tells the world to Fuck Off.