When I said meeting "guys" I didn't mean...well yeah!
General Secret Santa 2017
- Thread starter La Paix
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Keep it up
Stay away from my girl, gosh dammit
You told her your plans to break up with her, I'm just helping her through the heartbreak, and loooooooong haaaarrrrdddddd transition period
We’re back together. Don’t make me fly out there with the intention of kicking your ass only to realise you’re not an easy fight.You told her your plans to break up with her, I'm just helping her through the heartbreak, and loooooooong haaaarrrrdddddd transition period
We're "just friends"
Besides, she wouldn't even like me in that way.
I've gathered she's really not in to the studly well-to-do superhero next door semi-sensitive caring but steadfast loyal and courageous walk an old lady across the street go-all-night type.
I've gathered she's really not in to the studly well-to-do superhero next door semi-sensitive caring but steadfast loyal and courageous walk an old lady across the street go-all-night type.
Fuck, I adore you.
Conway Twitty is a legend. Used to play his shit on the Waffle House jukebox all the time.I'm in as long as@Wild doesn't get me again. Last year I got a cookbook of squirrel recipes and an autographed picture of Conway Twitty.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?!? He might as well have just broken into my house and taken a shit under the Christmas tree.
The chicken of the trees lmaoI'm in as long as
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?!? He might as well have just broken into my house and taken a shit under the Christmas tree.
I will take the Autographed Conway if you dont want it. My Grandma loves him.I'm in as long as
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?!? He might as well have just broken into my house and taken a shit under the Christmas tree.
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Do you make buttplugs? I know
@Tiny Dick Zabit is dying for one.
You could get one from china for .99cDo you make buttplugs? I know
He wants a big fat black snake shoved up his ass.....a butt plug? Maybe 10 years ago when he first startedDo you make buttplugs? I know
I’m at a bank and made a fool out of myself reading this.
Cooling? Like you wasn’t an A/C unit?
The best player in the league was out for the first 1/4 of the season and they finished like 8 games out of a playoff spot.