General Secret Santa 2017

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Robbie Hart

All Kamala Voters Are Born Losers, Ha Ha Ha
Feb 13, 2015
51,538
51,805
You told her your plans to break up with her, I'm just helping her through the heartbreak, and loooooooong haaaarrrrdddddd transition period :)
We’re back together. Don’t make me fly out there with the intention of kicking your ass only to realise you’re not an easy fight.
 

sparkuri

Pulse on the finger of The Cimmunity
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
37,805
49,708
Besides, she wouldn't even like me in that way.
I've gathered she's really not in to the studly well-to-do superhero next door semi-sensitive caring but steadfast loyal and courageous walk an old lady across the street go-all-night type.
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
25,818
59,384
I'm in as long as Wild @Wild doesn't get me again. Last year I got a cookbook of squirrel recipes and an autographed picture of Conway Twitty.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?!? He might as well have just broken into my house and taken a shit under the Christmas tree.



 

Wild

Zi Nazi
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
90,016
129,584
I'm in as long as Wild @Wild doesn't get me again. Last year I got a cookbook of squirrel recipes and an autographed picture of Conway Twitty.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?!? He might as well have just broken into my house and taken a shit under the Christmas tree.



Conway Twitty is a legend. Used to play his shit on the Waffle House jukebox all the time.
 

Limpy

Banned
Oct 20, 2015
14,842
27,798
I'm in as long as Wild @Wild doesn't get me again. Last year I got a cookbook of squirrel recipes and an autographed picture of Conway Twitty.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?!? He might as well have just broken into my house and taken a shit under the Christmas tree.



The chicken of the trees lmao
 

HEATH VON DOOM

Remember the 5th of November
Oct 21, 2015
17,281
24,670
I'm in as long as Wild @Wild doesn't get me again. Last year I got a cookbook of squirrel recipes and an autographed picture of Conway Twitty.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?!? He might as well have just broken into my house and taken a shit under the Christmas tree.



I will take the Autographed Conway if you dont want it. My Grandma loves him.
 

Banchan

The Most Dangerous Dame
Oct 2, 2017
4,515
2,901
I will handmade someone something. Prefer to secret santa a Canadian just for cost reasons.