General What girly sh!t have you done today?

[Ghost Bro]

braided my gf's hair and gave her a pedicure...this woman right there thought to have painted toenails you had to let the nails grow! wtf..

 

[Ghost Bro]

I loved Helmet. Still do, but I never got into those other bands you mentioned. I grew up pretty small town and I didn't have many friends who listened to the same stuff I did, I pretty much relied on Spin magazine, and Alternative Press to expose me to new bands. Whatever I got into early was stuff I was lucky enough to stumble on in music reviews and liner notes of the bands I liked.

Unsung is still a tune

 

[seekntruth]

Apologized in a round about way to Lady Hands for any of my shitposting aimed at him. Feel so fem.

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

i rolled out of bed singing this line inside my heaad:

 

[otaku1]

But for real... I unloaded the dishwasher.

I do it everyday.
I cook everyday.

But we're on vacation so all the restaurants bill are on her.

 

[otaku1]

I'm also playing a lot with my daughters dolls.
My barbies are bitchy and they fart. Loud rude ones.
My daughter loves it. Although she disagrees with the farting a little...

 

[kaladin stormblessed]

ok, so today i woke up singing this: "nothing you can saayy will teaaaar me away from my Gooddddd"

.....and im agnostic..... i love the lil sister's voice tho. big pipes

 

[Limpy]

Described some ice cream I had in Greece as “luscious”.

My brother called me a fag.

 

[Shinkicker]

So I buy nonstick bakeware. My husband smothers it with Pam (non stick spray). This pretty much renders it not nonstick thereafter. Then he randomly picks when he will use Pam for future baking. I just spent 20 mins cleaning a pan that he chose not to use Pam to bake sausage balls.

So While I was cleaning it, I was picturing myself going out the back door, dropping the pan and soccer kicking it towards his shop. Then running over and kicking it like a football further towards his shop, where btw his buddies have already gathered. Probably wondering what I will cook for them today. Then when it finally stops near the door of his shop, doing a bunny hop and crush the pan. Then tie up my robe, smile and give his buddies a friendly 'good morning'. Look to my husband and tell him that I need a new pan and walk my smiling ass back to the house.

I was trying to work out where I could put my camera to record this when he opened the back door. Without thinking I said, "Pam mf'er, do you speak it?"
He gave a lil surprised "oh" and went right back out the door.

 

[Nemo?]

So I buy nonstick bakeware. My husband smothers it with Pam (non stick spray). This pretty much renders it not nonstick thereafter. Then he randomly picks when he will use Pam for future baking. I just spent 20 mins cleaning a pan that he chose not to use Pam to bake sausage balls.

So While I was cleaning it, I was picturing myself going out the back door, dropping the pan and soccer kicking it towards his shop. Then running over and kicking it like a football further towards his shop, where btw his buddies have already gathered. Probably wondering what I will cook for them today. Then when it finally stops near the door of his shop, doing a bunny hop and crush the pan. Then tie up my robe, smile and give his buddies a friendly 'good morning'. Look to my husband and tell him that I need a new pan and walk my smiling ass back to the house.

I was trying to work out where I could put my camera to record this when he opened the back door. Without thinking I said, "Pam mf'er, do you speak it?"
He gave a lil surprised "oh" and went right back out the door.

A mere glimpse into the mind of a female.....fascinating.

 

[Limpy]

So I buy nonstick bakeware. My husband smothers it with Pam (non stick spray). This pretty much renders it not nonstick thereafter. Then he randomly picks when he will use Pam for future baking. I just spent 20 mins cleaning a pan that he chose not to use Pam to bake sausage balls.

So While I was cleaning it, I was picturing myself going out the back door, dropping the pan and soccer kicking it towards his shop. Then running over and kicking it like a football further towards his shop, where btw his buddies have already gathered. Probably wondering what I will cook for them today. Then when it finally stops near the door of his shop, doing a bunny hop and crush the pan. Then tie up my robe, smile and give his buddies a friendly 'good morning'. Look to my husband and tell him that I need a new pan and walk my smiling ass back to the house.

I was trying to work out where I could put my camera to record this when he opened the back door. Without thinking I said, "Pam mf'er, do you speak it?"
He gave a lil surprised "oh" and went right back out the door.

You are hilarious.

 

[Shinkicker]

A mere glimpse into the mind of a female.....fascinating.

Hangi on. Be right back. I just seen him go out the gate. He's going to walk all the way around to get what he needs out of the garage.

It isn't going to be that easy, buddy.

Lol

 

[Nemo?]

Hangi on. Be right back. I just seen him go out the gate. He's going to walk all the way around to get what he needs out of the garage.

It isn't going to be that easy, buddy.

Lol

Mrs just literally gave me shit for scratching up non-stick bakeware.

 

[Shinkicker]

Mrs just literally gave me shit for scratching up non-stick bakeware.

Good for her.

 

[Shinkicker]

When he saw me he crossed the garage in 2 steps. Before I could say anything he said, " I swear I used Pam. I soaked it!" And was gone in a flash.

Lmao

 

[Nemo?]

When he saw me he crossed the garage in 2 steps. Before I could say anything he said, " I swear I used Pam. I soaked it!" And was gone in a flash.

Lmao

 

[Shinkicker]

I complained about @Miami Size Queen harassing the women here.

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

I sat down to pee.

That bathroom doesn't have a window so it was dark and I was still way too asleep to want to turn on a light.

This was the rational thing to do so therefore it wasn't girly at all.

 

[Limpy]

I sat down to pee.

That bathroom doesn't have a window so it was dark and I was still way too asleep to want to turn on a light.

This was the rational thing to do so therefore it wasn't girly at all.

I sit to piss all of the time, I like the feeling when my balls dip into the toilet water.

 

[Lukewarm Carl]

I sit to piss all of the time, I like the feeling when my balls dip into the toilet water.

I still have young, perky balls so that never happens to me.

 

[SongExotic2]

I see the MoDs have reinstated the similar thread function at the bottom of the page.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I sit to piss all of the time, I like the feeling when my balls dip into the toilet water.

Living up to your name. Nice

 

[Gay For Longo]

Braided my daughter's hair

 

[Dashabox]

I had a dream where my wife was mean to me so I haven't talked to her in 3 days.

I clogged the toilet again and blamed it on her.

I watched a movie where the wife was cheating on the husband so I acted like a cunt all day, when she asked me what was wrong I said "Nothing", then when she shrugged and walked away I got even MADDER.

I waited until she was 10 minutes deep into her show, settled in with her snacks, then I broke the silent treatment to ask her a bunch of questions about the 18th century Balkan wars.

I have spent the last few days saying "You know what's funny?" Followed up with things that are in no way clever or funny.

I spent 37 minutes selecting the proper screwdriver, gave up and used a butter knife instead.

 

[Jesus X]

I watched miss congeniality with sandy bullock

and benjamin bratt