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IschKabibble

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Been nursing a shit lawn at a rental property for 7 years now. Starting to look really nice. I suppose it's a racial calling.
 

IschKabibble

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It isn't the natural cycle of grass though, it is in fact anti-nature, it is the clearly the white man living vicariously thru his grass/plant.

I find it extremely disgusting and self righteous...not to mention pathetic
The natural cycle of grass would be to grow large enough to attract pests, potentially destroying the value of the home. I'm watching this happen in real time across the street. They own, I rent. He's a libtard, I'm a MAGAtard. Go figure...
 

Wild

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Why do white guys mow lawns like it's a sport? I hate warm weather because these dorks in my current neighborhood are out there from 8 am to sundown every Saturday and Sunday. No clue why anyone thinks having such a perfectly manicured lawn is desirable. Is it to make up for hair loss?
I get what you’re saying. I fucking hate yard work. But….this is the difference in a neighborhood where people take care of their shit (our current neighborhood), and one where they don’t (which we moved out of 4 years ago).

Previous neighborhood…

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Current neighborhood…

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It's grass, bruh. Golf courses are just big lawns.

Points for catching the reference though.
I've seen people try to grow the gay shit you mentioned. It doesn't work. Their lawn ends up burnt to shit by the Florida sun, all because they're a fuckin dork from the midwest who wants the nostalgia of their childhood yard.
 

Hauler

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I've seen people try to grow the gay shit you mentioned. It doesn't work. Their lawn ends up burnt to shit by the Florida sun, all because they're a fuckin dork from the midwest who wants the nostalgia of their childhood yard.
That compliment I just gave you?
I take it back!

 

kneeblock

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I get what you’re saying. I fucking hate yard work. But….this is the difference in a neighborhood where people take care of their shit (our current neighborhood), and one where they don’t (which we moved out of 4 years ago).

Previous neighborhood…

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Current neighborhood…

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I just don't get why the aesthetic of a buzz cut on a lawn is considered care. It still seems like normalizing balding.
 

Wild

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I just don't get why the aesthetic of a buzz cut on a lawn is considered care. It still seems like normalizing balding.
I cut mine to 4” tall in the summer buddy. A comb over, if you will.
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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Why do white guys mow lawns like it's a sport? I hate warm weather because these dorks in my current neighborhood are out there from 8 am to sundown every Saturday and Sunday. No clue why anyone thinks having such a perfectly manicured lawn is desirable. Is it to make up for hair loss?
You should br thankful they help keep your property values up
 

Hauler

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I just don't get why the aesthetic of a buzz cut on a lawn is considered care. It still seems like normalizing balding.
If I cut it short, it's because I don't want to cut it often. I will have to check, but I think I have my mower set to 3"

My last cut of the year I shave it closer so the long blades of grass don't catch the leaves and the wind just blows them away.
 

Dick Niaz

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I won’t have to mow for at least a few more weeks and even then it may be too wet (like your moms).

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